Tell me a joke (really easy 10 points)?!


Question: Tell me a joke (really easy 10 points)!?
I'm in a bad mood and I need a laugh!. the person who makes me laugh the hardest wins 10 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
What do u call a woman with one leg!? ilene

What do u call a man hiding in the bushes!? Russel

What do u call a man with a shovel!? Doug

What do u call a man without a shovel!? Dougless

What do u call a woman in the horizon!? Dot

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Q: why did the skeleton play piano at the church!?
A: because he doesn't have any organs

Q: why did the dumb blonde felt disappointed in her trip to london!?
A: because she found out that big ben was only a clock

Q: why was cinderella being kicked out of disneyland!?
A: it is because she was found sitting on pinocchio's face and said:
lie, lie, lie

Patient: doctor, doctor, i have only 59 seconds to live
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red!?
So he could hide in the cherry tree

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge!?
Stuff him in!.

How do you get an elephant in a fridge!?
Take out the giraffe!.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells!?
Pregnant!.

What do you call a smart blonde!?
A golden retriever

Two blondes walk into a bar!. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!.

How do you occupy a blonde!?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in a corner!.

Did you hear about the blonde who get locked in the super market!?
She starved to death!.

How do you make toast in the jungle!?
Put bread under the gorilla


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Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her!.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great!. Tell me why you're so happy!."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more!."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'!?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby!. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew!. She said!.!.!.!.

"Well, that was the easy part!. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack!. Both tests came out positive!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A dying man smells his favourite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs!. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs!. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them!. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit!?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours!." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy!?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time!. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do!?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike!." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water!. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent!.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do!?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning!. Go drink holy water!."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do!?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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( A precious little girl )

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits!?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there!?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit!.
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money!.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932!. The depth of the Great Depression!. I was down to my last nickel!."



"I invested that nickel in an apple!. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents!."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples!. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents!. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1!.37!."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars!."
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What's red and smells like blue paint!?


!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.red paint!.


Two blondes walk into a building!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you'd think one of them would have seen it!.



A blonde woman decides to go ice fishing!. She gets a chair, a pole, some bait, and an ice axe!. She walks out onto the ice and kneels down!. She lifts her axe and starts to swing at the ice surface when a voice from above thunders, "There are no fish under the ice!" Startled, the blonde looks up and says "God!?"!. The voice booms back, "No! I am the ice rink owner!!"
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a man comes home from the bar really drunk holding a duck under his arm, he kicks open the front door looks at his wife and says this is the pig i've been screwing, his wife says that's not a pig that's a duck, the man says shut-up i'm not talking to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Man ( to a boy Jack ): How old is your father Jack

Jack: He is as old as me!.

Man: How ***!?!?!?

Jack: He became a father only after I was born!

Man: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?





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whyy'd the blonde jump off the cliff!?
cause she thought libras had wings!
get it she was a libra and libra the brand of pads girls use when they have there period
HAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why was the washing machine laughing!?


Because it was taking the piss out of the pants!




LOL xWww@Enter-QA@Com

well my 2 favs are:

How do u like ur eggs in the morning!?
Unfertilized

Whats so unrealistic about harry potter!?
a ranga wif 2 friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com

watch this!.!.!.http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=OjQeboJSc!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok !.!.!.!.!. why did the chicken get hit by a car!?
it forgot to look both way's before crossing the road :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

cheeseWww@Enter-QA@Com



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