A joke for ya today star if you like it?!


Question: A joke for ya today star if you like it!?
A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide!.
"What in the world do you need cyanide for!?" asks the pharmacist
"I need it to kill my husband, I want to poison him" the lady replies!.
"Well I can't help you kill your husband!" says the pharmacist!. "that's illegal, I would lose my license, we would both go to jail, and all sorts of bad things would happen! I'm sorry I cannot give you cyanide!."
The lady then takes a picture out of her purse of her husband sleeping with the pharmacist's wife!. To which the pharmacist replies-
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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A Fabulous joke i am still laughing
A sparkling joke from me also
A couple goes to an art gallery!. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves!. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking!.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for!?"

The husband replies, "Autumn!.”
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thief broke into a house!. as he was stealing trying to look for some loot in the closet, he heard a voice saying 'jesus is looking at you'

the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued

then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"

the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought

the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?

Parrot: clarence

Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?

Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesusWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha that was good! HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Am going to tell the pharmacist that one!.!.!.!.!.
good that one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmaooo!. good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WOW! Was it his actual wife Crystal,I hope she didn't take a picture of me last week when he was out of town!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's okay only!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol! pretty funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha lol i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was rather funny!. It brightened up my weekend somewhat, and I thank you for that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

enjoyed it, havent heard it!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was funny!!!!!!!!!!LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Heard it before, still a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg that's funny!!!!!!!!!!
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

pretty good!. not a complete waste of timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats a good one!. lol!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i havent heard that before :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

man ya almost made me fall a sleep!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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