A joke for ya today star if you like it?!
Question: A joke for ya today star if you like it!?
A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide!.
"What in the world do you need cyanide for!?" asks the pharmacist
"I need it to kill my husband, I want to poison him" the lady replies!.
"Well I can't help you kill your husband!" says the pharmacist!. "that's illegal, I would lose my license, we would both go to jail, and all sorts of bad things would happen! I'm sorry I cannot give you cyanide!."
The lady then takes a picture out of her purse of her husband sleeping with the pharmacist's wife!. To which the pharmacist replies-
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What in the world do you need cyanide for!?" asks the pharmacist
"I need it to kill my husband, I want to poison him" the lady replies!.
"Well I can't help you kill your husband!" says the pharmacist!. "that's illegal, I would lose my license, we would both go to jail, and all sorts of bad things would happen! I'm sorry I cannot give you cyanide!."
The lady then takes a picture out of her purse of her husband sleeping with the pharmacist's wife!. To which the pharmacist replies-
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A Fabulous joke i am still laughing
A sparkling joke from me also
A couple goes to an art gallery!. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves!. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking!.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for!?"
The husband replies, "Autumn!.”
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A sparkling joke from me also
A couple goes to an art gallery!. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves!. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking!.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for!?"
The husband replies, "Autumn!.”
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thief broke into a house!. as he was stealing trying to look for some loot in the closet, he heard a voice saying 'jesus is looking at you'
the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued
then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"
the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought
the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?
Parrot: clarence
Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?
Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesusWww@Enter-QA@Com
the thief turned around and saw nobody!. so he continued
then the voice came again" jesus is looking at you"
the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot!. phew! it was just a parrot he thought
the thief asked the parrot : wats ur name!?
Parrot: clarence
Thief: what a stupid name!. who would name a parrot clarence!?
Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesusWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha that was good! HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Am going to tell the pharmacist that one!.!.!.!.!.
good that one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good that one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaooo!. good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Was it his actual wife Crystal,I hope she didn't take a picture of me last week when he was out of town!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's okay only!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! pretty funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha lol i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was rather funny!. It brightened up my weekend somewhat, and I thank you for that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
enjoyed it, havent heard it!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny!!!!!!!!!!LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before, still a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that's funny!!!!!!!!!!
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good!. not a complete waste of timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one!. lol!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i havent heard that before :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
man ya almost made me fall a sleep!Www@Enter-QA@Com