How do i stop water from splashing up into my asshole when i take a ****?!
Question: How do i stop water from splashing up into my asshole when i take a ****!?
i can't be the only one that has to deal with this!?
any suggestionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
any suggestionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This problem has plagued man for many years, even having scientist like Einstein come up with ideas, unfortunately, none of the worked!. Your on your own!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
More fiber in your diet will help your renal system excrete more fluidly than in pellet drops!.
Other than that!.!.!.take a small square of toilet paper and put it in the water, this will keep the water from splashing back up and push the force of water outward from the toilet tissue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Other than that!.!.!.take a small square of toilet paper and put it in the water, this will keep the water from splashing back up and push the force of water outward from the toilet tissue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to take bigger dumps!. Your turds need to hit the water before it leaves your taint!. If it doesnt, you will get a lot of splash-back!. My suggestion, smoke a lot of pot, and eat a lot of fast food!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drink more water to make it "loosen" up in your body instead of being rock hard!. Or when ever you drop it, jump up a little!. No water and face it, you get exercise!. =]
EWWWww@Enter-QA@Com
EWWWww@Enter-QA@Com
i know exactly what you mean it always happens too me
but you just need to try and keep your poops longer and not like little balls
know what im saying!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
but you just need to try and keep your poops longer and not like little balls
know what im saying!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
s!.hit in your hand then place it in the toilet or but a hand full of toilet paper in the toilet to stop the splashWww@Enter-QA@Com
Crap in a napkin or stop worrying about it and call it "the poor man's bidet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
if u feel that ur getting out a huge chunk of crap, lower ur *** a bit so that when it drops, the poop will fall nicely without any water splashing!.
^___^Www@Enter-QA@Com
^___^Www@Enter-QA@Com
put the paper in the water first then wipe itWww@Enter-QA@Com
poop before you urinate, so it doen't matter: I mean your gonna wipe anyway, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wear a diaper instead of using the toilet!. ;-)
No water to splash up!.!.!.problem solved!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
No water to splash up!.!.!.problem solved!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
go to smellypoop!.com and go to facts about poop
seriouslyWww@Enter-QA@Com
seriouslyWww@Enter-QA@Com
why is this in jokes and riddles
ohh i know why it is so i can say that and get 2 pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
ohh i know why it is so i can say that and get 2 pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
if u crap at a sufficient altitude the water wont splash high enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
first off, i dont think this is supposed to be in the jokes and riddles section!.!.!.!.
second off, WOOOOOOOOW!Www@Enter-QA@Com
second off, WOOOOOOOOW!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am too busy laughing to answer that! Genius!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait!.!.!.Wtf!?
Im sorry but how does that happen!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im sorry but how does that happen!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck some TP in first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
put a couple sheets of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do it standing up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ummm!.!.!.!.is the blank wor bath if it is this might work!.!.!.lolz
sit ur butt on the bath =tub floor before u run the waterWww@Enter-QA@Com
sit ur butt on the bath =tub floor before u run the waterWww@Enter-QA@Com