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TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED!.!.!.
10!. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"
9!. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan!.
8!. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants!."
7!. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse!.
6!. You want to see if it's like the dream!.
5!. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume!.
4!. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them!.
3!. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk!.
2!. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning!.
1!. No one steals your chair!.
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Top 10 Reasons George W!. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars
10!. Dick Cheney needs a new undisclosed location
9!. It's part of his "No Planet Left Behind" initiative
8!. Great deal on the off-season airfare right now at Expedia!.com
7!. Maybe we'll find some weapons of mass destruction there
6!. We've run out of places on Earth to drill for oil
5!. Hoping to get Mork's autograph
4!. We cannot back down until the people of Mars hold free elections
3!. Dude, free Mars bars
2!. Why not!? It's not like we have an enormous debt or failing economy
1!. Pete Rose bet him we wouldn't do it
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Top 10 Good Things About Being Named George W!. Bush
10!. Read my lips: I never pay taxes
9!. I receive courtesy calls whenever Cheney has a heart attack
8!. I always get the Presidential Suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland
7!. After sex, my wife hums "Hail to the Chief"
6!. Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy
5!. Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline
4!. I've been cleaning up on Denny's "Presidents Eat Free" promotion
3!. Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair
2!. People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot
1!. The President offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records
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Top 10 Reasons I'm Happy To Have Been Born February 29th
10!. "My house isn't all cluttered with thoughtful birthday presents"
9!. "Between my birthday and the damn groundhog, February's a non-stop party"
8!. "Though it's not legal, I pay my taxes once every four years, too"
7!. "You think I'd be appearing on national TV if I'd been born February 28th!?"
6!. "How many people get a car on their fifth birthday!?"
5!. "We still pay the children's price at the movies"
4!. "Lack of birthday cake has kept me relatively thin"
3!. "There's nothing good about it -- I just wanted to meet Cosby"
2!. "Dumb people think you're supernatural"
1!. "I don't know why, but it gets me a lot of tail"Www@Enter-QA@Com
10!. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"
9!. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan!.
8!. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants!."
7!. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse!.
6!. You want to see if it's like the dream!.
5!. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume!.
4!. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them!.
3!. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk!.
2!. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning!.
1!. No one steals your chair!.
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Top 10 Reasons George W!. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars
10!. Dick Cheney needs a new undisclosed location
9!. It's part of his "No Planet Left Behind" initiative
8!. Great deal on the off-season airfare right now at Expedia!.com
7!. Maybe we'll find some weapons of mass destruction there
6!. We've run out of places on Earth to drill for oil
5!. Hoping to get Mork's autograph
4!. We cannot back down until the people of Mars hold free elections
3!. Dude, free Mars bars
2!. Why not!? It's not like we have an enormous debt or failing economy
1!. Pete Rose bet him we wouldn't do it
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Top 10 Good Things About Being Named George W!. Bush
10!. Read my lips: I never pay taxes
9!. I receive courtesy calls whenever Cheney has a heart attack
8!. I always get the Presidential Suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland
7!. After sex, my wife hums "Hail to the Chief"
6!. Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy
5!. Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline
4!. I've been cleaning up on Denny's "Presidents Eat Free" promotion
3!. Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair
2!. People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot
1!. The President offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records
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Top 10 Reasons I'm Happy To Have Been Born February 29th
10!. "My house isn't all cluttered with thoughtful birthday presents"
9!. "Between my birthday and the damn groundhog, February's a non-stop party"
8!. "Though it's not legal, I pay my taxes once every four years, too"
7!. "You think I'd be appearing on national TV if I'd been born February 28th!?"
6!. "How many people get a car on their fifth birthday!?"
5!. "We still pay the children's price at the movies"
4!. "Lack of birthday cake has kept me relatively thin"
3!. "There's nothing good about it -- I just wanted to meet Cosby"
2!. "Dumb people think you're supernatural"
1!. "I don't know why, but it gets me a lot of tail"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
FUNNY + INTELLIGENT= HEALTHYWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like them, yeah!.
3rd one's the worst (of them) if that's what you want to know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3rd one's the worst (of them) if that's what you want to know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg i love it! I LOVE david letterman!. He is soooo fricken funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I didn't like those George Bush ones, but the other two were funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com