Time for some church and religious jokes!! You like?!
Question: Time for some church and religious jokes!! You like!?
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church!?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping!."
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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers!. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50!."
The second boy says, "That's nothing!. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100!."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat!. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon!. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings!. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs!. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter!?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side!. I think I'm going to have a wife!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers!. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50!."
The second boy says, "That's nothing!. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100!."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat!. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon!. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings!. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs!. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter!?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side!. I think I'm going to have a wife!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
here's one for you:
two boats & a helicopter
A man was lost at sea treading water trying not to drown, and he prayed to God to save him so he doesn't drown!. A few minutes later, here comes a boat and the guy on the boat says "here take this rope " "I'll pull you in"!. The man replies " no thanks, God's gonna save me! so he keeps treading water a while, and he's getting really tired, and he sees another boat come along, and the same thing happens, a guy says "here I'll throw you a lifeline and pull you in, and the man say's "no thanks, God's gonna save me!. so he keeps treading water, and he's getting really really tired!. Pretty soon a helicopter flys over, and sees him, so the guy in the helicopter shouts out to the man in the water "here grab this rope, I'll pull you up!. The man says "no thanks God's gonna save me, so the helicopter flys away!. After treading water for some time, the man finally drowns!. When he gets up to heaven, he's kinda upset cause he had been praying all the time while treading water for God to save him!. So he sees God in heaven and he asks God: "God, I was drowning and I prayed to you to save me and I had faith and you let me down", "why didn't you save me!?
And God replied to the man "Well I sent you Two boats and a helicopter!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
two boats & a helicopter
A man was lost at sea treading water trying not to drown, and he prayed to God to save him so he doesn't drown!. A few minutes later, here comes a boat and the guy on the boat says "here take this rope " "I'll pull you in"!. The man replies " no thanks, God's gonna save me! so he keeps treading water a while, and he's getting really tired, and he sees another boat come along, and the same thing happens, a guy says "here I'll throw you a lifeline and pull you in, and the man say's "no thanks, God's gonna save me!. so he keeps treading water, and he's getting really really tired!. Pretty soon a helicopter flys over, and sees him, so the guy in the helicopter shouts out to the man in the water "here grab this rope, I'll pull you up!. The man says "no thanks God's gonna save me, so the helicopter flys away!. After treading water for some time, the man finally drowns!. When he gets up to heaven, he's kinda upset cause he had been praying all the time while treading water for God to save him!. So he sees God in heaven and he asks God: "God, I was drowning and I prayed to you to save me and I had faith and you let me down", "why didn't you save me!?
And God replied to the man "Well I sent you Two boats and a helicopter!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the first and last was best!. Funny stuff!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha the last one was the best!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the first and last one!.!. really funny stuff
you deserve a star!. thanks palWww@Enter-QA@Com
you deserve a star!. thanks palWww@Enter-QA@Com
i really loved them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.n here u get a star!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.enjoy!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.i also have one!.!.!.
A little boy named Jesus was sent by his mother to go do the grocery!. he has never been outside in town before, so he doesnt know what the grocery store looks like!.
His mother tell him its a place where people go in, and out and its crowded and theres cars outside!.
Little Jesus walk and stop in front of a building where he sees people go in, so he follow them and guess its the grocery store!. he see people sit, so he do the same!. Theres a guy he notice, talking in front of people, dressed funny!. he hear him say: Jesus, what do you want from us!? He stands up and says aloud: I want 2 bags of potatos and 10 eggs !! !.!.!.xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
A little boy named Jesus was sent by his mother to go do the grocery!. he has never been outside in town before, so he doesnt know what the grocery store looks like!.
His mother tell him its a place where people go in, and out and its crowded and theres cars outside!.
Little Jesus walk and stop in front of a building where he sees people go in, so he follow them and guess its the grocery store!. he see people sit, so he do the same!. Theres a guy he notice, talking in front of people, dressed funny!. he hear him say: Jesus, what do you want from us!? He stands up and says aloud: I want 2 bags of potatos and 10 eggs !! !.!.!.xDWww@Enter-QA@Com