Joke - Be careful what you wish for.?!


Question: Joke - Be careful what you wish for!.!?
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer!. The bartender hands him the beer and says, “You know, I’m not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small!?”

The big guy nods slowly!. He’s obviously fielded this question many times!.

“One day,” he begins, “I was hunting when I got lost in the woods!. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream!.”

So I picked up the frog and it said, “Kiss me!. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes!.”

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss!. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman!.

She said, “You now have 3 wishes!.”

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, “I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger!.”

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, “What will be your second wish!?”

"I wish I was filthy rich!" the man yelled in glee!.
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! The man's wallet exploded with 100$bills coming out!. He rolled around the money with a big smile on his face

“You know, you do have one more wish!. What will it be!?”

I looked at her and replied,



“How about a little head!?”
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Answers:
OMG!!!!!

Nice one!. Izzit original!? If it is, ur a natural talent, kid!.

If not!.!.!. u gotta tell me where u got it!

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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one!. ;]
I actually laughedd lmfaooo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious!. Best one I've seen tonightWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ow I will have to take that one to work wit me lol I like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't understand!.!.A little head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cute, funny too - have a star!

CJWww@Enter-QA@Com

holy f that's a pretty funny joke i laffed pretty hard when i read it!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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