Do you like this Joke? Me too?!
Question: Do you like this Joke!? Me too!?
A lorry driver is drumming down the M1 when he decides he has to have a crap at the next service station!.
He finds the Gents, goes into an empty cubical, bolts the door and is in the process of lowering himself onto the pan when a voice says
‘Hallo there – have I court you at an difficult moment!?’
Our driver realises the voice is from the cubical next to him!.
He hasn’t come across this inter-cubical communication before but he says
‘Well I’ve just sat down!’
‘Oh good – so we can have a chat!. What do you think of the place!?’
‘Not bad I s’pose!. I…’
‘What about the décor, ha!?’
Our driver looks at the graphite all over the inside of the door,
‘Well, I s’pose…’
‘You’ve got to admit – its original!’
‘And some of the fittings are a bit louse…’
‘Well it so happens I have the very tool for that!’
‘No! Thanks all the same!.’
‘But I have a ring spanner specially for it!’
By this time our driver has flushed the loo, pulled his trousers up and is making for the door when the voice says,
‘Would you like me to pop over and show you!? I could sort you out in 5 minutes!?’
‘Thanks - but I’ve got to go!!.’
As he opens the door the voice says,
‘Look Gwenda, I’ll have to ring you back!. There’s some idiot in the next cubical keeps answering everything I’ve said!’
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He finds the Gents, goes into an empty cubical, bolts the door and is in the process of lowering himself onto the pan when a voice says
‘Hallo there – have I court you at an difficult moment!?’
Our driver realises the voice is from the cubical next to him!.
He hasn’t come across this inter-cubical communication before but he says
‘Well I’ve just sat down!’
‘Oh good – so we can have a chat!. What do you think of the place!?’
‘Not bad I s’pose!. I…’
‘What about the décor, ha!?’
Our driver looks at the graphite all over the inside of the door,
‘Well, I s’pose…’
‘You’ve got to admit – its original!’
‘And some of the fittings are a bit louse…’
‘Well it so happens I have the very tool for that!’
‘No! Thanks all the same!.’
‘But I have a ring spanner specially for it!’
By this time our driver has flushed the loo, pulled his trousers up and is making for the door when the voice says,
‘Would you like me to pop over and show you!? I could sort you out in 5 minutes!?’
‘Thanks - but I’ve got to go!!.’
As he opens the door the voice says,
‘Look Gwenda, I’ll have to ring you back!. There’s some idiot in the next cubical keeps answering everything I’ve said!’
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Answers:
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Yes,very!.
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hehehehhe!.!.
heheheheh
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heheheheh
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ive seen a similar advert!.!.!.!. cant remember when!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever, cute, funny !. !. !. have a star!
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if it wasnt written with an accent it would be great but have a star anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
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fell out my cot laughing at that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com