Yo' Momma Jokes...........?!


Question: Yo' Momma Jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
I'm looking for some good Yo Momma jokes so please leave them!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Yo mamma is so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed
yo mamma is so fat that people run around her for exercise
yo mamma is so skinny she got her ears pierced and she died
yo mamma is so stupid she called a radio station to ask when the train was coming(not a very funny one)
yo mamma is so old that moses owes her a quarter
yo mamma is so old she has an autographed bible
yo mamma is so poor that when a hobo asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner
yo mamma is so fat that her belly button arrives 15 minutes before she does
yo mamma is so stupid that she selled the car to pay for gas

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Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa!.

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust!.

Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch

Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa

your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application!.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued!.

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac

yo mama's house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, "Fly! Fly!"

yo mamma so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-orderWww@Enter-QA@Com



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