The classics are the best?!
Question: The classics are the best!?
The Winalot Diet
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till!. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time!. However, not before I’d lost 50 pounds and then awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms!.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry!. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again!.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her!.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned!. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me!.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!.
Stupid cow………!.why else would I buy dog food!?!?
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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till!. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time!. However, not before I’d lost 50 pounds and then awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms!.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry!. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again!.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her!.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned!. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me!.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!.
Stupid cow………!.why else would I buy dog food!?!?
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Answers:
your`e a nutter but youre a bloody funny nutter!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha omg, that's great!. i wish i had the guts to do something like that!. i've gotten so many stupid questions like that, i guess i'm an idiot magnet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absoluminlutely brilliant, thanks!.
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Hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thts ***** brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
that sh*t is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.
Thnks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thnks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Situation comedy is the very best and that was brilliant!. Made us lot laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO I love it LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ok scoob, but your better than it!
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that is funny!!
^O^Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls
where do i sign up lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
where do i sign up lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You just made my day!. XD Very funny!. Couldn't type for a while, was laughing too hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww *** noo!.!.!. lol i put that up yesterday lol! nps=) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy mother that was the funnniest thing ive heard all weeek! rotflmao!
U get a star for that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
U get a star for that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com