Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say......TOO FUNNY!!?!
Question: Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say!.!.!.!.!.!.TOO FUNNY!!!?
1!. Well, how 'bout that!?!.!.!. I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions!.
2!. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates!. Won't that be fun!?
3!. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude !.!.!. I like that!.
4!. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY!.
5!. What do you mean you wanna play football!? Figure skating not good enough for you, son!?
6!. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend !.!.!. you might want to consider throwing a party!.
7!. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car!. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something!. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks!.
8!. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall!.
9!. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for!? I make plenty of money for you to spend!.
10!. Father's Day!? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal!.
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2!. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates!. Won't that be fun!?
3!. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude !.!.!. I like that!.
4!. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY!.
5!. What do you mean you wanna play football!? Figure skating not good enough for you, son!?
6!. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend !.!.!. you might want to consider throwing a party!.
7!. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car!. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something!. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks!.
8!. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall!.
9!. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for!? I make plenty of money for you to spend!.
10!. Father's Day!? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal!.
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Totaly the unchaparoned dates thing! He Was sooo strict! I was not allowed dates that involved me bieng in a car with the guy alone until I was about 18!.
Another would be him saying, " No honey, you dont ever need to get a job, I would like to see you be a stay at home mother for as long as you want, it doesnt make you a loser to be without a job at all!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another would be him saying, " No honey, you dont ever need to get a job, I would like to see you be a stay at home mother for as long as you want, it doesnt make you a loser to be without a job at all!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
now, now don't worry if u don't want to do ur homework then we hav a dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
then again my parents didn't complain when i set my home work on fire (i'm not joking my mum said i could and long as i stay away from the grass and make sure the neighboors didn't see)Www@Enter-QA@Com
then again my parents didn't complain when i set my home work on fire (i'm not joking my mum said i could and long as i stay away from the grass and make sure the neighboors didn't see)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, my dad has said a couple of the above before! Not exactly, but it has the same meaning!.
My dad will never say, "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is, never try!." (Homer Simpson)Www@Enter-QA@Com
My dad will never say, "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is, never try!." (Homer Simpson)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Too funny!.!.!.
Sure sweety, you can have your boyfriend to spend the night!.!.!.just make sure your stereo's up loud so you don't disturb your brother when he's trying to sleep with all the moaning you two will be doing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sure sweety, you can have your boyfriend to spend the night!.!.!.just make sure your stereo's up loud so you don't disturb your brother when he's trying to sleep with all the moaning you two will be doing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
Amazing! My dad would love to read this, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Amazing! My dad would love to read this, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe funny! My dad would never say ''Alcohol is bad for you!.'' Coz quite frankly he loves it too much hehe =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, those are pretty good!.!.!.id say i like #3 & 4 the best!.!.!.i cant think of any more, tho!. if i do, i'll come back!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com