Never argue with a woman?!
Question: Never argue with a woman!?
Guys!.!.!.!.do you feel this is true!?!?!?
Here's an email I received today and i found it quite funny!!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap!. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book!.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't it obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading,' she replies!.
To which he replies, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book!?,' she replies!.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I am not fishing!. I am reading,' she replies, again!.
Again he says, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
And she replies, 'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am', and he left!.
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Here's an email I received today and i found it quite funny!!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap!. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book!.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't it obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing!. I'm reading,' she replies!.
To which he replies, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book!?,' she replies!.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I am not fishing!. I am reading,' she replies, again!.
Again he says, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
And she replies, 'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am', and he left!.
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Answers:
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This is funny :) and i love the twisted ending, awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Haha thats funny :) i think its witty and true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a girl, but this is funnnyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love that one every time!! I love it so much!. It is hilarious!!
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LOL!
So totally true!.
Dontcha love how the world works!?
I love being a woman!Www@Enter-QA@Com
So totally true!.
Dontcha love how the world works!?
I love being a woman!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!! :] Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I love it!.!. Thanks for sharing this just made me laugh!.
I agree it's so true!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I agree it's so true!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever - made me smile! Have a star!
CJWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL! Too true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it, thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny and so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Laughing!! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com