Any other "Mommie, mommie" jokes?!
Question: Any other "Mommie, mommie" jokes!?
"Mommy, Mommy, but I don`t want to go to Australia!"!.!."Shut-up, and keep swimming!"!.!.!.!."Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the BOWL!?"!.!.!."Shut-up, and FLUSH!",!.!.!."Mommy!. Mommy, when is our garden pond gonna be full!?"!.!.!."Shut-up, and keep SPITTING!"!.!.!.Does anyone else know other shorties as this!?!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Mommy, Mommy, what's for dinner!?
Shut up and get back in the oven!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shut up and get back in the oven!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running!? shut up and re-load
Mommy, mommy, why am i moving in a circle!? shut up or I'll nail your foot to the floor!.
that's all I know, sorry!.
Edit: found more!.
Mommy,why are we pushing the car off the cliff!?" Mom,"Shhhh! You'll wake your father!"
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat!?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf!.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts!.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!.
mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child!?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards!.
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men!?
Shut up and get back in the oven
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging
Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here!.
Shut up or I'll flush it again
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids!?
Shut up and dealWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mommy, mommy, why am i moving in a circle!? shut up or I'll nail your foot to the floor!.
that's all I know, sorry!.
Edit: found more!.
Mommy,why are we pushing the car off the cliff!?" Mom,"Shhhh! You'll wake your father!"
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat!?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf!.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts!.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!.
mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child!?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards!.
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men!?
Shut up and get back in the oven
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging
Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here!.
Shut up or I'll flush it again
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids!?
Shut up and dealWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Mommy, Mommy at school kids say my teeth are too long"
Shut up! you are scrapping the floor!.
I used to know a lot of these but that's the only one I remember because these all really old jokes!.!.!.
Here is mine: ENJOY
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Shut up! you are scrapping the floor!.
I used to know a lot of these but that's the only one I remember because these all really old jokes!.!.!.
Here is mine: ENJOY
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Mommy, Mommy can I stop now!?
Shut up you have one more John!.!
Mommy, Mommy why did u make me wear this mask!?
Shut up go in there and rob that bank!.!
Idk i made these up myself!. I can't think right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shut up you have one more John!.!
Mommy, Mommy why did u make me wear this mask!?
Shut up go in there and rob that bank!.!
Idk i made these up myself!. I can't think right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know any!.!. but I like the one with Australia! xD
Answer mine!?
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Answer mine!?
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No but i like those Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, but these are pretty funny !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com