Can anyone give some cool definitions? The best would get 1o points.?!


Question: Can anyone give some cool definitions!? The best would get 1o points!.!?
Answers:
ACTION:
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly!.

AGE:
Age wrinkles the body!. Quitting wrinkles the soul!.

AMBITION:
The ripest peach is highest on the tree!.

ANGER:
Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury
that provokes it!.

BEAUTY:
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even
touched!. They must be felt with the heart!.

CARE:
When people talk, listen completely!. Most people never listen!.

DEATH:
The call of death is a call of love!. Death can be sweet if we answer it in
the affirmative, if we accept it as one of the great eternal forms of life
and transformation!.

DREAM:
Remember to always dream!. More importantly to make those dreams come true and never give up!.

FAILIURE:
Ever tried!. Ever failed!. No matter!. Try Again!. Fail again!. Fail better!.

FORGIVENESS:
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them!.

FRIENDSHIP:
There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends!. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first!. When you learn to live for others, they will live for you!.

GIVING:
The manner of giving is worth more than the gift!.

GUILT:
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself!.

HAPPINESS:
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember!.

LIFE:
No one gets out of this world alive, so the time to live, learn, care,
share, celebrate, and love is now!.

MARRIAGE:
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy
marriages!.

PAST:
One must always maintain one's connection to the past and yet ceaselessly pull away from it!.

PRAYER:
Prayer is not asking!. It is a longing of the soul!. It is daily admission of
one's weakness!.!.!. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart!.

ROMANCE:
Why one man rather than another!? It was odd!. You find yourself involved with a fellow for life just because he was the one that you met when you were nineteen!.

SUCCESS:
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success!.

TIME:
The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough!.

WORDS:
But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces
That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think!.
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Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills!.

Criminal: A Guy no different from the rest…!.except that he got caught!.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead!.

Etc !.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!.

THINGY (thing-ee) n!.
Female says!.!.!. Any part under a car's hood!.
Male says!.!.!.!.!. The strap fastener on a woman's bra!.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n!.
Female!.!.!. A desire to get married and raise a family!.
Male!.!.!.!.!.!. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one!.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead!.

GROCERY LIST:!. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store!.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today!.

WRINKLES: Something other people have!. You have character lines!.

ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it

George Bush -- rearrange the letters -- He bugs Gore!.

Dormitory -- rearrange the letters -- Dirty Room!.

Mother-in-law -- rearrange the letters -- Woman Hitler!.

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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.

Etc!.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes!.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!.


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT (Like this one!)


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


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