Jokes and how to make a girl happy..........?!
Question: Jokes and how to make a girl happy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Jim was busy removing two front wheels from his Car!.
Traffic police asks jim why are you removing the wheels from your car!?!?!?
Jim : Can't you read the board!. Parking is only for 2 wheeler!.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket!. He
gave
Rs!.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool!. I have pass!.
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Sardar joined new job!. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer!.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening!.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright!.
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Rahul shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday,the whole day in the post
office!.!.!.!.
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A Student for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' !. he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE!. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR!.
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How to make a woman happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
1!. a friend
2!. a companion
3!. a lover
4!. intelligent
5!. a father
6!. funny
7!. a chef
8!. an electrician
9!. a carpenter
10!. a plumber
11!. a mechanic
12!. a decorator
13!. a stylist
14!. a good mother
15!. creative
16!. a psychologist
17!. a pest exterminator
18!. a psychiatrist
19!. a healer
20!. a good listener
21!. an organizer
22!. a good father
23!. very clean
24!. sympathetic
25!. athletic
Without forgetting to:
26!. give her compliments regularly
27!. love shopping
28!. be honest
29!. be very rich
30!. not stress her out
31!. not look at other girls
And at the same time you must:
32!. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
33!. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
34!. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
It is very important to:
35!. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
* Valentines Day
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1!. Bring beer
2!. Hand over the remote!. !!!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Traffic police asks jim why are you removing the wheels from your car!?!?!?
Jim : Can't you read the board!. Parking is only for 2 wheeler!.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket!. He
gave
Rs!.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool!. I have pass!.
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Sardar joined new job!. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer!.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening!.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright!.
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Rahul shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday,the whole day in the post
office!.!.!.!.
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A Student for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' !. he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE!. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR!.
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How to make a woman happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
1!. a friend
2!. a companion
3!. a lover
4!. intelligent
5!. a father
6!. funny
7!. a chef
8!. an electrician
9!. a carpenter
10!. a plumber
11!. a mechanic
12!. a decorator
13!. a stylist
14!. a good mother
15!. creative
16!. a psychologist
17!. a pest exterminator
18!. a psychiatrist
19!. a healer
20!. a good listener
21!. an organizer
22!. a good father
23!. very clean
24!. sympathetic
25!. athletic
Without forgetting to:
26!. give her compliments regularly
27!. love shopping
28!. be honest
29!. be very rich
30!. not stress her out
31!. not look at other girls
And at the same time you must:
32!. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
33!. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
34!. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
It is very important to:
35!. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
* Valentines Day
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1!. Bring beer
2!. Hand over the remote!. !!!!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good, I liked the marriage thing and the essay one!!
By the way the facts are true!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
By the way the facts are true!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
essay and the last 1 was cool the rest was okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I guess all my answers to your jokes would be the same!. Yet i take immense pleasure in reapeating myself that your jokes are awesome!!!!
CheerS!!
RudraWww@Enter-QA@Com
CheerS!!
RudraWww@Enter-QA@Com
I found them!.!. okay!. Not very funny but okay!. The facts abt women are true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A star strictly for last entry!. Rest are bore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one dearWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are very hilarious, it is also sad to say that women do need all of those to be happy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eh, so-so and didn't get the post office one at all - must be an cultural thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com