Was this smart?? ?!


Question: Was this smart!?!? !?
One evening last week, my brother and his girlfriend were getting into bed!.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me!.'

my brother said, 'WHAT!?!?!! What was that!?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear!.!.!.

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!.'

She responded to his puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom!?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, he went to sleep!.

The very next day he opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her!. They went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store!. He walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits!. She couldn't decide which one to take, so he told her they'd just buy them all!. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so he said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit!.'

They went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings!. Let me tell you!.!.!. she was so excited!.

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement!.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier!.'

My brother could hardly contain myself when He blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it!.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT!?'

He then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while!. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill him, he added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you!?'

Apparently he's not having sex tonight either!.!.!. but at least that ********* knows he's smarter than her right!?
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Answers:
That was really smart,,

so there is two smart persons in your family !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaa loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who mentiooned anything about a *********!? I don't know he was 'INTO' dogs, must get him some help!. Animals are not a mans plaything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA!.!.thats GREAT!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was awesome!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha! She got what she deserved, your brothers a legend!Www@Enter-QA@Com

He is right but that does not get you laidWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha, CQ, you've got it spot on, my dear!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha she got owned so bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is just so funny and very smartWww@Enter-QA@Com

oldie but a goodie!. starWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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