Girls and boys, a little dickie bird?? funny?!
Question: Girls and boys, a little dickie bird!?!? funny!?
i woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away!.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun!.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f*cking head!.
I'm not a morning person!.
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The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away!.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun!.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f*cking head!.
I'm not a morning person!.
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Answers:
there is nothing worse than a dickie bird waking you up in the morning!!well done,i normally use a double barrel shot gun,can"t miss at five yards ha ha ha ha ha!! thanks!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard a slightly different version - one I'd heartily agree with:
T'was early Sunday morning,
I awoke when all was still!.
A tiny bird came singing
Perched upon my window sill!.
He sang his song so sweetly
So carefree and so gay,
In hope that all my troubles
Would slowly slip away!.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Could outshine the morning sun!.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
On the little bastard's head!.
(I HATE getting up early on the weekends)Www@Enter-QA@Com
T'was early Sunday morning,
I awoke when all was still!.
A tiny bird came singing
Perched upon my window sill!.
He sang his song so sweetly
So carefree and so gay,
In hope that all my troubles
Would slowly slip away!.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Could outshine the morning sun!.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
On the little bastard's head!.
(I HATE getting up early on the weekends)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats funny!. im not a morning person!. expecially not this morningWww@Enter-QA@Com
well you know the saying,a bird in the hand is worth
a dead one on a window cill!.!.ha ha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a dead one on a window cill!.!.ha ha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant ,I'm not a morning person myself ,well done!.!.
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Wow, funny, i didnt expect that at all, althought thats the kind of thing i would do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha that's funny!.definitely funny star for that*Www@Enter-QA@Com
My sentiments entirely! Www@Enter-QA@Com
My dad always used to tell me that when i was younger!. Always made me say awwwwwww but still laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
OH haha poor birdie! yeah i dont think im much of a morning person either lol! thats funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. I am not a morning person either LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was so Beautiful,till the punch line!.lmao,,*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awwww :( How sad, But ROTF funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!
Was expecting something rude, but this made me laguh
I gave you a star
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Was expecting something rude, but this made me laguh
I gave you a star
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best titter for a long time,thanks for sharing,have a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!! thats pretty funny!. poor little birdie!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i tittered!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhhhhhhhhhh that was an unexpected story line,thanks for the chuckle!.!.lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny luv it!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love these poems XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.that was good!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolz oh wow that was a one of a kind good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
man u r very cruel but thats very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!
I ? UR POETRY SKILLZ :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!
I ? UR POETRY SKILLZ :)Www@Enter-QA@Com