Joke : The Perfect Worker..is this worthy of a star ?!

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle!. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues!. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time!. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks!. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field!. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with!. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible!.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today!. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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