Tell me chuck norris jokes!?!
Question: Tell me chuck norris jokes!!?
Hello all I'm looking for all the Chuck Norris jokes in the world!
I only know a few and I want to tell all of the ones I hopefully find here at my play practice tonight so COMMENT PEOPLE COMMENT!
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris!.
God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, say please!.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he's really just pushing the earth down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I only know a few and I want to tell all of the ones I hopefully find here at my play practice tonight so COMMENT PEOPLE COMMENT!
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris!.
God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, say please!.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he's really just pushing the earth down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!
Chuck Norris doesn't go to sleep when the sun goes down, the sun goes down when Chuck Norris goes to sleep!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.!.!.
Staring at Chuck Norris for long periods of time will result in foot sized bruises to the face!.
There is no control buttn on Chuck Norris's keyboard cuz' he's ALWAYS in control!
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books; he stares them down 'till he gets the information he wants!.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.!.!.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity!.!.!.twice!.!.!.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out!. It failed miserably!.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died!? His shoe!.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis!.
I will edit if I remember any more!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't go to sleep when the sun goes down, the sun goes down when Chuck Norris goes to sleep!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.!.!.
Staring at Chuck Norris for long periods of time will result in foot sized bruises to the face!.
There is no control buttn on Chuck Norris's keyboard cuz' he's ALWAYS in control!
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books; he stares them down 'till he gets the information he wants!.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.!.!.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity!.!.!.twice!.!.!.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out!. It failed miserably!.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died!? His shoe!.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis!.
I will edit if I remember any more!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company!. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them!.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick!. They didn't even come close
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company!. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them!.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick!. They didn't even come close
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has already been to mars!.!.!.that's why there are no signs of life there!.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time!. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card!.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pics of himselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time!. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card!.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pics of himselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
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theres your source
I'm not going to post any because there's gotta be between 500-800 facts in there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres your source
I'm not going to post any because there's gotta be between 500-800 facts in there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
go on www!.nochucknorris!.com its hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!. Www@Enter-QA@Com