HELP! What does this joke mean??!
Question: HELP! What does this joke mean!?!?
Spaghetti
A man was having an affair with an Italian woman!.
One night, she confided in him that she was Pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child Turned 18!.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to Simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back!. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange postcard today!.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said!.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted!.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!.
Three with meatballs, two without!.
Send extra sauce!.'
i normally get dirty jokes, does this one mean 2 girls one boy, send extra cash!.!.!.!?!?!?!? 2 girls because meatballs could meaan bre@sts!.!.!.idk!.!.!.HELP!
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A man was having an affair with an Italian woman!.
One night, she confided in him that she was Pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child Turned 18!.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to Simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back!. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange postcard today!.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said!.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted!.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!.
Three with meatballs, two without!.
Send extra sauce!.'
i normally get dirty jokes, does this one mean 2 girls one boy, send extra cash!.!.!.!?!?!?!? 2 girls because meatballs could meaan bre@sts!.!.!.idk!.!.!.HELP!
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Answers:
it means 5 kids (one for each spaghetti she wrote)
3 with meatballs means boys (they have balls)
2 without means no balls which means girls
send extra sauce means send extra money to cover all these spaghettisWww@Enter-QA@Com
3 with meatballs means boys (they have balls)
2 without means no balls which means girls
send extra sauce means send extra money to cover all these spaghettisWww@Enter-QA@Com
5 kids and three of them were boys and two were girls and meatballs usually refer to guys especially since it says balls and the extra sauce means that he has to pay so much more money for the kids i thought it was funny and got a good laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
It means 5 babies 3 boys because it said 3 meatballs aka balls and 2 without is girls so 2 girls and send extra sauce aka money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
5 babies!.
3 guys - meat balls meaning!.!.!. guy balls
2 girls
extra sauce meaning extra moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
3 guys - meat balls meaning!.!.!. guy balls
2 girls
extra sauce meaning extra moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
It means she had five kids three boys hence the meatballs and two girls!. Send extra cash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, haha! good joke!
but yes means 2 girls a 3 boys and send extra moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
but yes means 2 girls a 3 boys and send extra moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think it means she had three boys and two girls and will need extra cash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she had 5 babies!. 3 boys, 2 girls!. Extra Sauce is moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
3 boys, 2 girls :)
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lol
5 kids
3 boys and 2 girls
:)
thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
5 kids
3 boys and 2 girls
:)
thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Three boys, two girls!. Haha, poor woman!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She had five kids, 3 boys with meat"balls" u know testicles!. Send extra cashWww@Enter-QA@Com