JOKE ABOUT A BARTENDER A MAN AND 1 WISH, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!?!
Question: JOKE ABOUT A BARTENDER A MAN AND 1 WISH, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!?
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag!. He sits down and?
places the bag on the counter!. The bartender walks up?
and asks what's in the bag!.?
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about?
one foot high and sets him on the counter!. He reaches back?
into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!.?
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!.?
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a?
beautiful piece by Mozart!?
'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the bartender!.?
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!.?
This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the bartender and says:?
'Here!. Rub it!.'?
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him!.?
'I will grant you one wish!. Just?one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'?
The bartender gets real excited!.?
Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'?
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!.?
It is soon followed by another duck, then another!.?
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks?
and they keep coming!?
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think?
your genie's a little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks,?
not a million ducks!.'?
'Tell me about it!!' says the man,?
'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?
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places the bag on the counter!. The bartender walks up?
and asks what's in the bag!.?
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about?
one foot high and sets him on the counter!. He reaches back?
into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!.?
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!.?
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a?
beautiful piece by Mozart!?
'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the bartender!.?
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!.?
This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the bartender and says:?
'Here!. Rub it!.'?
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him!.?
'I will grant you one wish!. Just?one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'?
The bartender gets real excited!.?
Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'?
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!.?
It is soon followed by another duck, then another!.?
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks?
and they keep coming!?
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think?
your genie's a little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks,?
not a million ducks!.'?
'Tell me about it!!' says the man,?
'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?
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Answers:
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I posted this earlier today!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha! wow!. one i haven't heard! very nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL - good one!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol iv heard this before but its still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao love it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An oldie, but goodie! Gold star for ya! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one's been going around a lot recently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard this one before!.!.!.
Great joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i want a 12 inch pianist lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Like that one have a star for making me chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com