So god does have a sense of humour?!
Question: So god does have a sense of humour!?
An atheist was walking through the woods!.
'What majestic trees'! 'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself!.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him!. He turned to look!. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him!.
He ran as fast as he could up the path!. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him!.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer!. He tripped & fell on the ground!. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him!.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped!. The bear froze!. The forest was silent!.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky!. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, even credit creation to cosmic accident!.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament!? Am I to count you as a believer'!?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It'd be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'!?
'Very Well,' said the voice!.
The light went out!. The sounds of the forest resumed!. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, knelt down, bowed his head & spoke:
'For what I am about to receive, Oh Lord I am truly thankful!. Amen!.'
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'What majestic trees'! 'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself!.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him!. He turned to look!. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him!.
He ran as fast as he could up the path!. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him!.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer!. He tripped & fell on the ground!. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him!.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped!. The bear froze!. The forest was silent!.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky!. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, even credit creation to cosmic accident!.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament!? Am I to count you as a believer'!?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It'd be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'!?
'Very Well,' said the voice!.
The light went out!. The sounds of the forest resumed!. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, knelt down, bowed his head & spoke:
'For what I am about to receive, Oh Lord I am truly thankful!. Amen!.'
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Answers:
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This is funny!. He could really do that though, God made a donkey talk once! True story!. There's been lots of stories in the Bible I find funny for some odd reason!. Like the one where Jesus cast the demons into the pigs and ran them off the mountains, can't you just see it!? A bunch of pigs squealing and running off the side of the cliff!? lol! Oh, and yes, I believe he does have a sense of humor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just goes to show you will be judged
And when your time comes you might just want to turn to believe
Repent and be saved before it s too late!.
But not a bad wee story,Www@Enter-QA@Com
And when your time comes you might just want to turn to believe
Repent and be saved before it s too late!.
But not a bad wee story,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Definitely!
Why else would we fall over when no one else is looking!? Someone somewhere is obviously laughing at us!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why else would we fall over when no one else is looking!? Someone somewhere is obviously laughing at us!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, that was hilarious!!!! AMEN!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haaaaaaaa haahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.
lolol Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol thats pretty funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hilarious!. and yea, i think he has a sense of humor,Www@Enter-QA@Com
God made the Platypus!.
Need I say more!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Need I say more!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, God has a sense of humor!. Just look at the platypus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got to send this one to my friends! loved it! I guess God does have a sense of humor!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO I like it LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah he has a GREAT sense of humor!. nice joke by the way!. (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats kinda cute Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like that joke and im christian its not a bad jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think he does Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com