Why should females avoid a night out after marriage?!

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour!.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls!.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily!.
Around 3 a!.m!., a bit loaded, I headed for home!.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 320times!.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times!.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him!. Even when totally smashed!.!.!. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'!.!.!. he didn't seem pissed off in the least!.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock!.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****!.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!.
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