Halloween jokes, can you help me please? ?!


Question: Halloween jokes, can you help me please!? !?
i need some good halloween jokes for my 2 children who are 7 and 5 years old!. can you help me with some please!? thank you!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com


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What did the Skeleton say to the king at the feast!?
BONE Apetite!

Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road!?
He didn't have the GUTS!!

Why do witches fly on brooms!?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat!?
When you're a MOUSE!

What was the witch's favorite subject in school!?
Spelling!

What do you call a skeleton who won't work!?
Lazy bones!

What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern!?
A PLUMPkin!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day!?
Dayscare!

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make!?
Boo Boos

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party!?
Hide and shriek!

What do the birds sing on Halloween!?
Twick or Treat!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car!?
They boo-kle their seat belts!

Why are there fences around cemeteries!?
Because people are dying to get in!

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom!?
His ghoul friend [girlfriend]

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack!?
Count DUCKula!

LOL, I hope these help! I hope your kids have fantastic Halloween! =]
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What kind of street does a ghost like best!?
A dead end!.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit!?
A wash-and-werewolf!.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost!?
Fasten your sheet belt!.

What is a witch with poison ivy called!?
An itchy witchy!.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with!?
His ghoul friend!.

Where do vampires live!?
In the Vampire State Building!.

Who are some of the werewolves cousins!?

The whatwolves and the whenwolves!.

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation!?
A blood vessel!.

What did Dr!. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog!?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines!.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula!?
A blood hound!.

Why are black cats such good singers!?
They're very mewsical!.

What's a cold, evil candle called!?
The wicked wick of the north!.

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best!?
Hallowieners!.

Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"!?
In noisery school!.

What does a goblin shop for!?
Grosseries!.

How can you tell when windows are scared!?
They get shudders!.
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What does a hungry ghost want!?
Ice scream!

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date!?
Any old girl he can dig up!

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone!?
"I told you I was ill"!

Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book!?
Because he wasn't very hungry!.

What do monsters call human beings!?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

How do you make a witch itch!?
Take away her w!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road!?
Because he had no guts!



What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move!?
A fence!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party!?
Because he had no body to go with!

What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel!?
Broom service!

Where do ghosts pick up their mail!?
At the ghost office!

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock !?
He got ticks !

Why are graveyards so noisy !?
Because of all the coffin !

Why did the witch travel on a broom!?
She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner!.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom!?
His ghoul friend!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they
drove down the street!?
Buckle your sheet belt!

Why do you always find ghouls and demons together!?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern!?
A plumpkin!

What did one vampire say to the other!?
Fangs aren’t what they used to be!

What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish!?
Snackula!

When do werewolves go trick or treating!?
Howl-oween!

What should a short-sighted ghost have!?
Spooktacles!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost!?
Do you believe in people!?



What do you call an angry monster!?
Sir!

Why is Dracula so unpopular!?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!

Why did the skeleton go the party!?
For a rattling good time!

Who has webbed feet and fangs!?
Count Quackula!

Knock Knock!.
Who’s there!?
Thumping!.
Thumping who!?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

Who comes out at night and goes “Munch, munch, ouch!”
A vampire with a rotten tooth!

How do monsters count to 13!?
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Q: What do you get when a vampire bites a snowman!?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What do ghosts like for desert!?
A: Ice-Scream!

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night
A: Anywhere he can boo-gie!

Q: What type of dog does every vampire have!?
A: A Bloodhound!

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine!?
A: To stop his coffin!.

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what does a hungry ghost want
ice scream

why didnt the skeleton go to party
he had nobody to go with

what do skeletons say before they dine
bone appetit

how did the reaper get hurt
he had a boo boo

what is a spongy with at the beach
a sandwitch

why did dracula quit baseball
he was never the bat boyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Q:Why didn't the skeleton cross the road!?

A:He didn't have the guts!.


Q:What do ghosts serve for dessert!?

A:Ice Scream


Q:What was the witch's favorite subject in school!?

A:Spelling


Q:What do you call a skeleton who won't work!?

A:Lazy bones

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Q!. why couldnt the vampire get to sleep!?

A!. because of all the coffin (coughing)


Q!. why didnt the skeleton go to the party!?

A!. because he had no body to go withWww@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. why couldnt the vampire get to sleep!?

A!. because of all the coffin (coughing)



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knock-knock
Who`s there!?
Boo
Boo who!?
Why are you crying!?

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What do you get when you cross a Vampire with a Teacher!?
!.!.!.
Lots of Blood Tests! lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com

how many vampires does it take to chang a light bulb!?

none, they like the darkWww@Enter-QA@Com



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