Oh no! not more Tommy Cooper jokes, can you stand them?!
Question: Oh no! not more Tommy Cooper jokes, can you stand them!?
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I bought some HP sauce the other day!.
It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years!.
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Two blondes walk into a building!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it!.
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Phone answering machine message -
"!.!.!.If you want to buy marijuana!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.press the hash key!.!.!."
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf!.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high!."
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli!.
A strong currant pulled him in!.
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident!.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off"!.
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I went to a seafood disco last week!.!.!.and pulled a mussel!.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly!.
They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all
that you can't have your kayak and heat it!.
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands!.
Police say that he topped himself!.
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round!."
The other one says "So are you, you fat slob!"
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I bought some HP sauce the other day!.
It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years!.
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
Two blondes walk into a building!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it!.
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
Phone answering machine message -
"!.!.!.If you want to buy marijuana!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.press the hash key!.!.!."
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf!.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high!."
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli!.
A strong currant pulled him in!.
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident!.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off"!.
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
I went to a seafood disco last week!.!.!.and pulled a mussel!.
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly!.
They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all
that you can't have your kayak and heat it!.
----------------------------------------!.!.!.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands!.
Police say that he topped himself!.
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round!."
The other one says "So are you, you fat slob!"
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Answers:
Hey greybeard!. Haven't seen you around for a while!. Did you go on holiday!?
Good to have you back!. Looking forward to hearing more eggs-cellent jokes from you!.
These are great!. Have a star to start you off today!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good to have you back!. Looking forward to hearing more eggs-cellent jokes from you!.
These are great!. Have a star to start you off today!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was In a restaraunt yesterday,
I ordered everything in French,
Suprised everybody!.
It was a Chinese restarauntWww@Enter-QA@Com
I ordered everything in French,
Suprised everybody!.
It was a Chinese restarauntWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, Tommy Cooper was the comics comic, he only died on stage once, if you pardon the expression!.!.!.! And these are great!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol loving the ice cream one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mr GB I prefer it the way you tell them don't like TC!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i asked for some milk to bathe in!.
the milk man asked~pasteurised !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the milk man asked~pasteurised !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just like that! Or was it like that!?
Good stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com