Anyone want to hear some Tommy Cooper Jokes?!


Question: Anyone want to hear some Tommy Cooper Jokes!?

Tommy Cooper Jokes

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant!.

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Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head!.

Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it!."

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"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home!."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome!."

"Is it common!?"

"It's not unusual!."

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet!.

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him!?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth!.

Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down!."

"What!? Because he's cross-eyed!? "

"No, because he's really heavy"

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"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's!."

"Well you can't say fairer than that then"

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Two elephants walk off a cliff!.!.!.!.!.!. boom boom!

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So I went to the dentist!.

He said "Say Aaah!."

I said "Why!?"

He said "My dog's died!."
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing!. I picked it up, and said
'Who's speaking please!?'

And a voice said "You are!."
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So I rang up my local swimming baths!.
I said 'Is that the local swimming baths!?'

He said 'It depends where you're calling from!.'
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So I rang up a local building firm,
I said 'I want a skip outside my house!.'

He said 'I'm not stopping you!.'
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese!. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them!.

It's either my mum or my dad!.
Or my older brother Colin!.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu!.

But I think it's Colin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Tommy Cooper one of my all time favourites, thanks for posting these!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.


How did Tommy Coopers wife die !?

just like that!.!.!. it doesn't work as a written joke!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Two boys got arrested today ,One for eating fire works and the other for drinking battery acid!.

The police charged one and let the other one offWww@Enter-QA@Com

Just like that! Just like that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I started from the top, and ended up here, these are some more funny ones, I love Tommy, he's stupendous, one of his fave words!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny LOL!.

Famous Amos LMFAO they were great 2!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant!.

Right I"m off to check him out on Youtube!.

Thanks for the post!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha, classics!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

waiter whats this fly doing in my soup!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i love that guyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol can't get enough of these, they make me smile :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i liked the last one it got a laugh out of me lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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