Tell me your best joke for 10 points?!
Question: Tell me your best joke for 10 points!?
One 4 U!.
Guy goes into a Bar and there is a Horse with a sign!. It says,"make the Horse laugh, win a $1,000, entry $1"!.
Guy pays the money, walks over to the Horse, whispers in his ear, the Horse laughs out loudly!. He collects his $1,000 and walks off!.
A few weeks later same Guy in the same Bar, the Horse now has another sign, "make the Horse cry win a $1,000"!. The guy pays his money goes over to the Horse with his back to everyone, next minute the Horse starts bawling his eyes out!.
This time when the Guy goes to collect his money the Bartender asks,"just how did you make the Horse first laugh, then cry, many tried, but only you succeeded!?"!.
The guy says,"well the first time I told the Horse my Penis was bigger than his, the Horse burst out laughing!. "The second time when he cried, I showed him"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guy goes into a Bar and there is a Horse with a sign!. It says,"make the Horse laugh, win a $1,000, entry $1"!.
Guy pays the money, walks over to the Horse, whispers in his ear, the Horse laughs out loudly!. He collects his $1,000 and walks off!.
A few weeks later same Guy in the same Bar, the Horse now has another sign, "make the Horse cry win a $1,000"!. The guy pays his money goes over to the Horse with his back to everyone, next minute the Horse starts bawling his eyes out!.
This time when the Guy goes to collect his money the Bartender asks,"just how did you make the Horse first laugh, then cry, many tried, but only you succeeded!?"!.
The guy says,"well the first time I told the Horse my Penis was bigger than his, the Horse burst out laughing!. "The second time when he cried, I showed him"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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EMBARRASSING??MEDICAL?EXAMS
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1!. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!'?I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear!.Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs --and I was in the wrong one!.??
Dr!. Mark MacDonald,? San Francisco??
2!. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall!. 'Big breaths,' I instructed!.
'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient!.???
Dr!. Richard Byrnes,? Seattle , WA??
3!. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a
wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction!.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the
rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart!.'
Dr!. Susan Steinberg
?4!. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,
he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his
medications!. 'Which one!?' I asked!. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a
new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had
?him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see!. Yes, the
man had over fifty patches on his body!? Now, the instructions include
removal of the old patch before applying a new one!.??
Dr!. Rebecca St!. Clair,? Norfolk , VA
?5!. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
'How long have you been bedridden!?' After a look of complete
confusion she answered!. Why, not for about twenty years -
when my husband was alive!.'
Dr!. Steven Swanson,?Corvallis
6!. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a woman I asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning!?' 'It's very
good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can't seem to get used to the taste'
the patient replied!. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a
foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly!.'????
Dr!. Leonard Kransdorf,? Detroit , MI
??7!. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting
a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered!. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery!. When she was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was
a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass!.' Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's
dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'??
Submitted by RN no name
?AND FINALLY!!!!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.
??8!. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams!. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly!. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this
exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me!. I
looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry!.!. Was I
tickling you!?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'!.???
Dr!. wouldn't submit his name
How do you catch a poler bear!?
Answer:You cut a ice in the hole then put peas around the hole when the poler bear comes down to take a pea kick him in the ICE HOLE!!!!!!
hope this made u LOL cuz these did!! lol nice one!!
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Whos there!?
Ya,
Ya who!?
!.com {yahoo!.com}
EMBARRASSING??MEDICAL?EXAMS
?
1!. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!'?I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear!.Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs --and I was in the wrong one!.??
Dr!. Mark MacDonald,? San Francisco??
2!. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall!. 'Big breaths,' I instructed!.
'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient!.???
Dr!. Richard Byrnes,? Seattle , WA??
3!. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a
wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction!.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the
rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart!.'
Dr!. Susan Steinberg
?4!. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,
he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his
medications!. 'Which one!?' I asked!. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a
new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had
?him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see!. Yes, the
man had over fifty patches on his body!? Now, the instructions include
removal of the old patch before applying a new one!.??
Dr!. Rebecca St!. Clair,? Norfolk , VA
?5!. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
'How long have you been bedridden!?' After a look of complete
confusion she answered!. Why, not for about twenty years -
when my husband was alive!.'
Dr!. Steven Swanson,?Corvallis
6!. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a woman I asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning!?' 'It's very
good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can't seem to get used to the taste'
the patient replied!. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a
foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly!.'????
Dr!. Leonard Kransdorf,? Detroit , MI
??7!. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting
a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered!. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery!. When she was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was
a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass!.' Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's
dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'??
Submitted by RN no name
?AND FINALLY!!!!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.
??8!. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams!. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly!. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this
exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me!. I
looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry!.!. Was I
tickling you!?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'!.???
Dr!. wouldn't submit his name
How do you catch a poler bear!?
Answer:You cut a ice in the hole then put peas around the hole when the poler bear comes down to take a pea kick him in the ICE HOLE!!!!!!
hope this made u LOL cuz these did!! lol nice one!!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
A girl walks into a bar, raises her arm revealing a hairy pit!.She says,"who is willing to buy me a drink"!?I will says a drunk!.So the bar tender pours some beer into a glass and gives it to the drunk!.The drunk gives her the beer and says"here you go,ballerina"!.The tender says "why do you call her a ballerina"!?!.Then the drunk says "any lady who can lift their leg that high is a ballerina"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me And You Are Friends
You Fight, I Fight!.!.!.
You Hurt, I Hurt!.!.!.
You Cry, I Cry!.!.!.
You Jump Off A Bridge!.!.!.
I'm Gonna Miss You Dumb *** Www@Enter-QA@Com
You Fight, I Fight!.!.!.
You Hurt, I Hurt!.!.!.
You Cry, I Cry!.!.!.
You Jump Off A Bridge!.!.!.
I'm Gonna Miss You Dumb *** Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. An armless legless girl is laying on the beach crying, a man walks up to her and says what are you crying about!? She says I'm crying because in my whole life I've never been kissed!. So he bends down and kisses her!. When he leaves she starts crying twice as hard!. So he comes back and says what are you crying about now!? She says I'm crying because in my whole life I've never been f*cked!. So he picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says you're f*cked now!
2!. A man gets a call from the hospital sayinng his wife was in a horrible car accident so he rushes to the hospital!. The doctor says I have bad news, it was a terrible accident!. Your wife will be crippled and paralyzed from the neck down!. You'll have to feed her clothe her bathe her and change her because she no longer has control over her bladder or bowles!. You'll have to provide 24-hour round the clock health care of which your insurance is not going to cover!.!.!. And the man starts crying hysterically!. The doctor says I'm just f*cking with you she's dead!.
3!. What do you call 2 people in wheelchairs doing a 69!?
Meals on wheels!.
4!. A man walks into his son's room and says son if you keep masturbating you're gonna go blind!. The kid says I'm over here dad!.
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2!. A man gets a call from the hospital sayinng his wife was in a horrible car accident so he rushes to the hospital!. The doctor says I have bad news, it was a terrible accident!. Your wife will be crippled and paralyzed from the neck down!. You'll have to feed her clothe her bathe her and change her because she no longer has control over her bladder or bowles!. You'll have to provide 24-hour round the clock health care of which your insurance is not going to cover!.!.!. And the man starts crying hysterically!. The doctor says I'm just f*cking with you she's dead!.
3!. What do you call 2 people in wheelchairs doing a 69!?
Meals on wheels!.
4!. A man walks into his son's room and says son if you keep masturbating you're gonna go blind!. The kid says I'm over here dad!.
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