Joke: doctor and patient, very funny?!
Question: Joke: doctor and patient, very funny!?
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief!. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor!. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and!.!.!.’’
He is interrupted by the doctor!. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear!?”
“Yes! Exactly! How did you know!?”
“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know!. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years!. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles!. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex!. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head!. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”!.
Two weeks go by and the man is back!. “Well, how do you feel!?” the doctor asked!.
“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough!. And by the way, you have a lovely home!.”
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He is interrupted by the doctor!. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear!?”
“Yes! Exactly! How did you know!?”
“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know!. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years!. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles!. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex!. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head!. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”!.
Two weeks go by and the man is back!. “Well, how do you feel!?” the doctor asked!.
“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough!. And by the way, you have a lovely home!.”
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nice one !.10/0 for making me laugh :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man rings the doctor at 0300 in the morning complaining of a severe headache!. After talking to the doc for almost an hour, the man says: 'that's funny, doctor, my headache is gone now'
The doctor says: 'yeah, I've got it now'
A man visits the doctor and the doctor says:
'Haven't seen you for quite a while'
The man says: 'yes, I was ill'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor says: 'yeah, I've got it now'
A man visits the doctor and the doctor says:
'Haven't seen you for quite a while'
The man says: 'yes, I was ill'Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it i mean i get that he was doing the docs wife but i dont get the middle bit!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
lol
i thought it was gonna be something lame like
my wife stopped nagging in my left ear
way betta lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
i thought it was gonna be something lame like
my wife stopped nagging in my left ear
way betta lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
A little formulaic but it was a good chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats amazing!.Totally funny!.Loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doing someones wife isn't a laughing matter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Crude, but somewhat funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're a Professional, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I thought it was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor Doctor ya!? indeed this is funny!.!.!.!.!.:) thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not even a smerk!.!.!.sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.but don't go there you might get in trouble! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
oops, that was pooWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, nice one ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA! funny oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeahhhhhhhh I loved this joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com