Just how much do you love your partner?!
Question: Just how much do you love your partner!?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then after tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, puts his lips against her neck - and then gets up and goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!.!.!.!.be strong Honey, I love you!.'
To which his wife responds:
'He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!.!.!.!. be strong Honey, I love you too!!'
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He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then after tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, puts his lips against her neck - and then gets up and goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!.!.!.!.be strong Honey, I love you!.'
To which his wife responds:
'He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!.!.!.!. be strong Honey, I love you too!!'
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Answers:
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OMG
I actualli laughed out loud
hilarious!!
and upsetting
LMAO
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I actualli laughed out loud
hilarious!!
and upsetting
LMAO
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NOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!.
BEST ONE I'VE HEARD IN MONTHS!. THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BEST ONE I'VE HEARD IN MONTHS!. THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com