The Lone Ranger.............?!
Question: The Lone Ranger!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert!. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep!.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see!?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars!.'
'What that tell you!?' asked Tonto!.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning!. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. What's it tell you, Tonto!?'
'You dumber than buffalo ****!. It means someone stole tent!.
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Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see!?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars!.'
'What that tell you!?' asked Tonto!.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning!. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. What's it tell you, Tonto!?'
'You dumber than buffalo ****!. It means someone stole tent!.
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Ha-ha that's funny!!!
star for you!.
thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you!.
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Nice One!.!.!.
But how about when the Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town and the Lone Ranger decided to go and ask someone in the saloon about cattle rustlers that had been in the area recently!.
He told Tonto to keep scouting around the saloon in case of ambush!.
The Lone Ranger went inside and ordered a drink!.
The barman asked "What'll it be!? By the way do you realise you've left your injun running!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
But how about when the Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town and the Lone Ranger decided to go and ask someone in the saloon about cattle rustlers that had been in the area recently!.
He told Tonto to keep scouting around the saloon in case of ambush!.
The Lone Ranger went inside and ordered a drink!.
The barman asked "What'll it be!? By the way do you realise you've left your injun running!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHa very funny there :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahaha*
a classic! and still funny! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
a classic! and still funny! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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This is a great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com