Girls and boys,a simple poem for you?!
Question: Girls and boys,a simple poem for you!?
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat!.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites!.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file!.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode!.
Cut you did with a pocket knife!.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!.!!
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From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat!.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites!.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file!.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode!.
Cut you did with a pocket knife!.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!.!!
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Answers:
hahaha! i loved this! have a star!!!*****Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like that,i see the dipsticks are at it again,asking where"s the question!?are they ever going to learn,bad ga,come back and explain how a joke is a question!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And a virus was the flu!.!! you can get a jab for that!!
liked the poem by the way!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
liked the poem by the way!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CLEVERRRRRRRRRR !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
erm!.!.!.!. wdf is the question!?
btw the poems is okWww@Enter-QA@Com
btw the poems is okWww@Enter-QA@Com
It took me a while to get what u were talking about but I love it!.
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Funny and trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for posting,keep them coming!.for you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a good poem,and a little argie bargie thrown in,Www@Enter-QA@Com
a simple poem yes! but very good*Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's cute! I enjoyed reading thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
smashing that, ta!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard this before,or something like it,worth a star though!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was clever! fif you write it yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com