Looking for a good laugh. got any good ones?!
Question: Looking for a good laugh!. got any good ones!?
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It was the last day of school!. and the kids were gving gifts to the teacher!.
The Daughter of the Florist gave the teacher a box!. the teacher shook it and said, "hmm!. i think its flowers!" the girl replied, "YES!. wow!. ur so smart!"
The son of the Candy Shop Owner gave the teacher his box next!. The teacher shook it and said, "hmmm!. i think its CANDY!" the boy replied, "YOUR RIGHT!. wow, how did you know!?!"
the son of the liquor store owner gave his gift!. The teacher noticed there was a lil leak!. she wiped the drip wiff her finger and and licked it!. "hmmm!. is it wine!?"she asked!. "Noooo!."said ther little boy!. she took another drip!. "is it champeign!?"she asked!. "nooo!."said the lil boy!. She took one more drip!. "I give up!. What is it!?" the lil boy replied!. "Its a PUPPY!"
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The Daughter of the Florist gave the teacher a box!. the teacher shook it and said, "hmm!. i think its flowers!" the girl replied, "YES!. wow!. ur so smart!"
The son of the Candy Shop Owner gave the teacher his box next!. The teacher shook it and said, "hmmm!. i think its CANDY!" the boy replied, "YOUR RIGHT!. wow, how did you know!?!"
the son of the liquor store owner gave his gift!. The teacher noticed there was a lil leak!. she wiped the drip wiff her finger and and licked it!. "hmmm!. is it wine!?"she asked!. "Noooo!."said ther little boy!. she took another drip!. "is it champeign!?"she asked!. "nooo!."said the lil boy!. She took one more drip!. "I give up!. What is it!?" the lil boy replied!. "Its a PUPPY!"
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Q: what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup!?
A: Anybody can roast beef!.
Q: What do you call a blond with a runny nose!?
A: Full!.
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito!?
A: When you smack a mosquito, it stops sucking!.
Q: Why do blonds wear underwear!?
A: To keep their ankles warm!.
Q: Why did the blond insist on her boyfriend wearing a condom!?
A: So she could have a doggy bag for later!.
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A: Anybody can roast beef!.
Q: What do you call a blond with a runny nose!?
A: Full!.
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito!?
A: When you smack a mosquito, it stops sucking!.
Q: Why do blonds wear underwear!?
A: To keep their ankles warm!.
Q: Why did the blond insist on her boyfriend wearing a condom!?
A: So she could have a doggy bag for later!.
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lmao i just found these!.!.!.hahah they still make me laugh! lol a bit long i know but still hilarious!.!.!.
Two students are away on a skiing trip for the weekend!. They have a big exam on monday, so they plan to study throughout the weekend!. Of course, they are having way too much fun to do any real studying!.
Come monday morning, they realize there’s no way they will pass the exam, so they decide to call their professor with an excuse!. They tell him they are on their way back from the weekend, but their tire has blown out and they won’t be able to be back in time for the exam!. The professor is very understanding and says they can resit the exam on friday!. Gratefully they accept and go home to study all week!.
On friday the two students arrive at the professors office, all ready to take their test!. The professor puts each student in a different room and gives them the exam paper!. As the students turn it over to tart, they see there is only one question:
“Which tire!?
Italian Girl!.!.!.!.
For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman!.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18!. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back!. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today!.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said!. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted!.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!.
Three with meatballs, two without!.
'Send extra sauce
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Two students are away on a skiing trip for the weekend!. They have a big exam on monday, so they plan to study throughout the weekend!. Of course, they are having way too much fun to do any real studying!.
Come monday morning, they realize there’s no way they will pass the exam, so they decide to call their professor with an excuse!. They tell him they are on their way back from the weekend, but their tire has blown out and they won’t be able to be back in time for the exam!. The professor is very understanding and says they can resit the exam on friday!. Gratefully they accept and go home to study all week!.
On friday the two students arrive at the professors office, all ready to take their test!. The professor puts each student in a different room and gives them the exam paper!. As the students turn it over to tart, they see there is only one question:
“Which tire!?
Italian Girl!.!.!.!.
For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman!.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18!. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back!. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today!.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said!. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted!.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!.
Three with meatballs, two without!.
'Send extra sauce
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Hehe love that giant one!
How about this one:
A duck walked into a conveniance store, and asked the man "Got any gwapes!?", the man said no!.
The next day, the duck walked in again, "Got any gwapes!?", the man said no!.
The next day, the duck walked in again, "Got any gwapes!?", the man said "No! and if you ever come back here again and ask for grapes, i'll staple your feet to the ground!"!.
The duck came back the next day, "Got any staples!?", the man said no, then the duck said "Okay then, got any gwapes!?"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about this one:
A duck walked into a conveniance store, and asked the man "Got any gwapes!?", the man said no!.
The next day, the duck walked in again, "Got any gwapes!?", the man said no!.
The next day, the duck walked in again, "Got any gwapes!?", the man said "No! and if you ever come back here again and ask for grapes, i'll staple your feet to the ground!"!.
The duck came back the next day, "Got any staples!?", the man said no, then the duck said "Okay then, got any gwapes!?"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blonde's lock their keys in the car!. One of the blonde's tries to break into the car while the the other one watches!.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses!. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up!. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny!?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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A boy once cried because people ate apples!. He said, "when we pick an apple from the tree we are taking away it's life to benefit our own"!. Then asked, "isn't it the same as murder!?"
The father replied, "if it has anything to say it should speak for itself"!.
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The father replied, "if it has anything to say it should speak for itself"!.
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it doesn't matter if i answer this question!. it doesn't matter if you hate my answer!. it doesn't matter if i can't make you laugh!. it doesn't matter if i get thumbs downs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahaha!.!.!.omphg%&!?* (that's me coughing from laughter) Absolutely didn't expect ibrunette's punchline!!! Nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. Why did the one handed giant cross the road!?
A!. To get to the second hand store!.
that's all i got, and it is pretty cruddy!.!. anyways, goodluck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. To get to the second hand store!.
that's all i got, and it is pretty cruddy!.!. anyways, goodluck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya!
what is the thing which can be done anywhere!?!!?!
on the sofa,on the bed,in the park,for anyone,with anyone,etc!.!.!.!.
its PRAYER!
god bless u r dirty mind!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is the thing which can be done anywhere!?!!?!
on the sofa,on the bed,in the park,for anyone,with anyone,etc!.!.!.!.
its PRAYER!
god bless u r dirty mind!Www@Enter-QA@Com