A corny joke........?!
Question: A corny joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
What do you call a guy who mixes mortar with a fork!?
A mortar forker!!
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A mortar forker!!
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It's a little known fact that, before the corkscrew was invented, every king had servants with strong lungs whose jobs was to place their lips to the neck of wine bottles, inhale deeply to extract the corks and dispose of them in a small sack before the wine could be served at feasts!. Unfortunately, many of these took advantage of their jobs and would take a long swig or two of the wine before it was served, causing many a king to ask, "What cork sacker's been drinking my wine!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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