Joke> Have you heard about the old lady who would tithe in church?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the old lady who would tithe in church!?
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate!. This went on for several weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her one day!. "Ma'am , I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated!."Why yes," she replied,"every week my son sends me money, and since I dont need it all, I give $1,000 to the church!.THe pastor replied!.!."That's wonderful, how much does he send you!?"The old lady said!.!.!. "Oh around $20,000 a week!."The pastor was amazed!.!. "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living!?""He is a veterinarian," she answered!."That is a very honorable profession", the pastor says!. "where does he practice!?"The old lady said proudly!.!.!."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno"!.
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Another good one Kitty!. I've seen a lot of jokes on the internet but I've only seen one of yours elsewhere!. You must have a great source!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I saw this posted here!. Hmmmm!.
http://debsnewsletter!.com/338/index!.shtm!.!.!.
Still funny thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://debsnewsletter!.com/338/index!.shtm!.!.!.
Still funny thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well that was an unexpected answer! The old lady didn't tithe though!. She cheated on that one! he he
My son and his family actually tithe!. I don't know many who actually do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My son and his family actually tithe!. I don't know many who actually do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilarious!. Lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha,
but she's not even tithing!. Should be giving $2KWww@Enter-QA@Com
but she's not even tithing!. Should be giving $2KWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a nice play on words is my answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the kitty winsWww@Enter-QA@Com
NICEWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LawlWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg he practices LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard of it before!. Good one!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
It 'does' matter where the money comes from! LOL!
Good job Kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good job Kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was good!.!.:)
you mad emy day!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you mad emy day!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it wats a cat houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my God I did not see that one coming!. LOL Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad , Kitty !. How about this one !.!. 20 polish miners were working very hard , in the coal mine , when all of a sudden , one of the men jumps up , onto a table , and yells " I'm a light , I'm a light " !. The supervisor comes over and tells the man , " get back to work , you're not a light , you idiot " !. 20 minutes later , the supervisor comes back to see all 20 miners sitting cross legged on the floor of the mine !. He asked "what's going on , get back to work " !. One of the miners stood up and yelled " we no work in a place where there be no light " !.Www@Enter-QA@Com