Funny Joke For You Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Funny Joke For You Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
Visited one of the classes!. They were in the middle of a discussion related
To words and their meanings!. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if
He would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy!.' So our
illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example
Of a 'tragedy!.'
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
That would be a tragedy!.'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
Over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy!.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call great loss!.!.!.'
The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched the
Room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand!. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!.!. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy!.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that
Would be tragedy!?'
'Well,' says "Little Johnny", 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't
be a great loss!.!.!.and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!.'
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Visited one of the classes!. They were in the middle of a discussion related
To words and their meanings!. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if
He would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy!.' So our
illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example
Of a 'tragedy!.'
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
That would be a tragedy!.'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
Over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy!.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call great loss!.!.!.'
The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched the
Room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand!. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!.!. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy!.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that
Would be tragedy!?'
'Well,' says "Little Johnny", 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't
be a great loss!.!.!.and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!.'
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Answers:
That's the Republic version!.!.!. The Democrat version ends like this!.!.!.
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that!. Would be tragedy!?'
'Well,' says "Little Johnny", 'It has to be a tragedy, because McCain would be the next president!.!.!."
(PS: Please don't flame me, I don't even live in the US!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that!. Would be tragedy!?'
'Well,' says "Little Johnny", 'It has to be a tragedy, because McCain would be the next president!.!.!."
(PS: Please don't flame me, I don't even live in the US!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
first one was dumb!. because its a way for jealous republicans sit back and watch obama win this election by a landslide!.
and the second one i laughed my *** off and told my family lol
nice!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
and the second one i laughed my *** off and told my family lol
nice!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAAHAAA! thats freaking hilarious! lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHaHa Love the second one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
The seconad one was Ledgend!!!
XD
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The seconad one was Ledgend!!!
XD
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the 2nd one was funnierWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL hahahaha dats funny lol!. dats a good joke :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
luv the second :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
old joke new bottle!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teacher turns to her class and says "Today class, we are going to pick out some big words and use them in a sentence!. Jenny would you like to go first!?"
"Yes Ma'am!. Hypocrite!. That boy was a hypocrite!. He said it was not OK to go outside and play!. Then he went out to play"
"Very Good Jenny!"
Little Johnny jumps up in the back of the room waving his hands!. "Yes Johnny" "I have a big one!" He exclaimed!.
Sighing the teacher holds her hands together and prays silently, "Go ahead Johnny" she says!.
"Harassment!" says Little Johnny, "Her mouth said no, but harassment yes!"
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"Yes Ma'am!. Hypocrite!. That boy was a hypocrite!. He said it was not OK to go outside and play!. Then he went out to play"
"Very Good Jenny!"
Little Johnny jumps up in the back of the room waving his hands!. "Yes Johnny" "I have a big one!" He exclaimed!.
Sighing the teacher holds her hands together and prays silently, "Go ahead Johnny" she says!.
"Harassment!" says Little Johnny, "Her mouth said no, but harassment yes!"
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