Shaky Old Woman. Funny?!
Question: Shaky Old Woman!. Funny!?
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop!. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter!.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk in a stuttering voice: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss!?"
The clerk, trying as hard as he could not to burst out laughing, politely replies: "Yes, we do have dildos!. Actually we carry many different models!. Can I help you find one!?"
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt t twoo inchesss ththiickk!.!.!.aaand rrunns by buhbuhbuhbuhbatteries!?
The clerk responds, "Yes, we do!."
She asks: "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe gaaaahdaaaam ssunoooffabbitch offffff!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk in a stuttering voice: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss!?"
The clerk, trying as hard as he could not to burst out laughing, politely replies: "Yes, we do have dildos!. Actually we carry many different models!. Can I help you find one!?"
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt t twoo inchesss ththiickk!.!.!.aaand rrunns by buhbuhbuhbuhbatteries!?
The clerk responds, "Yes, we do!."
She asks: "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe gaaaahdaaaam ssunoooffabbitch offffff!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i dont get it someone explain!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAOOO
im actually sitting here laughing
woowww ahaha
thanks for making my night:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
im actually sitting here laughing
woowww ahaha
thanks for making my night:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
That made me laugh hysterically (:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That made me laugh hysterically (:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
XDDDDDDDDDD That was effing hilarious! BAHAHAHA a star for you my friend!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! THAT WAS ******* PRICELESSWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
took me a couple seconds to get it, but LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
took me a couple seconds to get it, but LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not many jokes make me laugh, but this one did!!! I gave you a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com