Homeless Woman. Is it good?!
Question: Homeless Woman!. Is it good!?
A woman was walking down the street!. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner!.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner!?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless woman replied!.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food!?" the woman asked!.
"No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said!. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive!."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food!?" the woman asked!.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman!. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money!. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight!."
The homeless woman was astounded!. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that!? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting!."
The woman replied, "That's okay!. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner!?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless woman replied!.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food!?" the woman asked!.
"No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said!. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive!."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food!?" the woman asked!.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman!. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money!. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight!."
The homeless woman was astounded!. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that!? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting!."
The woman replied, "That's okay!. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Not bad!. Have you heard this version!?
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner!.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner!?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied!.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food!?" the man asked!.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said!. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive!."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food!?" the man asked!.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man!. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food!?" the man asked!.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks!?" exclaimed the homeless man!.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money!. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife!."
The homeless man was astounded!. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that!? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting!."
The man replied, "That's okay!. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner!.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner!?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied!.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food!?" the man asked!.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said!. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive!."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food!?" the man asked!.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man!. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food!?" the man asked!.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks!?" exclaimed the homeless man!.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money!. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife!."
The homeless man was astounded!. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that!? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting!."
The man replied, "That's okay!. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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