Betcha never heard this Halloween story...?!
Question: Betcha never heard this Halloween story!.!.!.!?
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up for the occasion and go out!.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs!.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!."
Whereupon he went to the bathroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker!.
The old woman says,"You're going out like that!?"
And he replies,"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a d*ck-tator
Happy Halloween folks!
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