Any new jokes??im bored and i need a laugh?!

A man walked into a bar!. Ouch! Then he walked into a pub and bought himself a pint!. A little lady walked up to him and said "I'm a leprechaun and if you fulfil my one wish I will give you all of my leprechaun gold" and that was a lot of leprechaun gold!. So the man said "very well what is your first wish!?" he said!. The little lady said "I would like a bit of 'Romance'" so they went back to his place and had a bit of 'romance'!. When they were done and lying next to each other the lady asked the man how old he was!. "38"!. The old lady replied "your a bit old to be believing in leprechauns now aren't you"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past
couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices
a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other,
"Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."

The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!.
Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!.
Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."

So the man humbly returns to his friend!.

"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Do you know the difference between an Essex girl (Blonde)
and a walrus!.

One has big teeth and a Moustache
and the other is a sea creatureWww@Enter-QA@Com

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A woman walks into the bar and asks the barman for a double entendre!.

So he gives her one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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a gurl asks her bf to give her head!.so he plays with it gradually moving his hand towards her nose then she says hmm!.!.
then he says"so you smell it too"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree!. How can you make her fall!?
A: You wave at her!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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