Very funny joke, you will laugh!!!!!!!!!!!?!


Question: Very funny joke, you will laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!?
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex!. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice!.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer
during the act!. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it!."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it!. He couldn't
do
it in his office!. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open!.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe!.
Finally, he realized his solution!. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway!.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck!.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate!.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover!. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants!. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What!?"
He heard, "This is the police!. What the hell are you doing!?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted!."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago!.
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Do you mind!. I DID have a mouthful of tea while reading that, it is now all over my keyboard!.

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mildly humourous at best, wastemanWww@Enter-QA@Com

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another cracker!.made me lol :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well!.!. a quick snigger, anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did the dude get his truck back!? Very funny, Lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL I love this joke it's ace!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha that was a good one made me laugh :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

well, i was hardly rolling on the floor, but it was alrightWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!! soo funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Funny!.
Here is one for you!.

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long!.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't!.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming!. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it!. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last!. And you're single!. Just let it go!.!."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering:

"Dave you're a vet!."

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