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Question: Read these jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end!. "Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident!. I have bad news and good news!."
The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news!?"
"The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs!. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life!."
"Heavens, Doc, what's the good news!?"
The doctor replies, "I'm kidding!. She's dead!."
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Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem!. I can't get it up for my wife anymore!."
"Mr!. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do!."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following pad!. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs!. Thomas!."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing!.
"Okay, now turn all the way around!.!.!. Now, lie down please!.!.!. Uh-huh, I see!. Alright, you can put your clothes back on!."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside!. "You're in perfect health," he said to the man!. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either!."
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The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news!?"
"The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs!. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life!."
"Heavens, Doc, what's the good news!?"
The doctor replies, "I'm kidding!. She's dead!."
**************************************!.!.!.
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem!. I can't get it up for my wife anymore!."
"Mr!. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do!."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following pad!. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs!. Thomas!."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing!.
"Okay, now turn all the way around!.!.!. Now, lie down please!.!.!. Uh-huh, I see!. Alright, you can put your clothes back on!."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside!. "You're in perfect health," he said to the man!. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either!."
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and someone commented she/he and his/her family laughed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
wat kindda family!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but these are quite funny(still)!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and someone commented she/he and his/her family laughed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
wat kindda family!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but these are quite funny(still)!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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really good, me and my family laughed by reading this jokes surya it is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!. surya super nice fantastic excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Sorry Dear,
These jokes are not up to the mark!.
Better Luck Next Time! ! !Www@Enter-QA@Com
These jokes are not up to the mark!.
Better Luck Next Time! ! !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some facts of life (and, death!), can be kind of funny sometimes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice jokes suryaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Both jokes are fresh and quite hilarious!. A star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oooh those jokes are terrible!.!. they are sooo meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cool Man!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are funny !.!. but mean! hehe Www@Enter-QA@Com
i starred this questions cause they were goodWww@Enter-QA@Com