Now! here's a little golfing joke for you, do you like it?!


Question: Now! here's a little golfing joke for you, do you like it!?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club!. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk!.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen!.



MAN: 'Hello!.'



WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me!. Are you at the club!?'



MAN: 'Yes!.'



WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat!. It's
only $1,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?'



MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much!.'



WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models!. I saw one I really liked!.'



MAN: 'How much!?'



WOMAN: '$90,000!.'



MAN: 'OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options!.'



WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing !.!.!.!.!.the house I wanted last year is
back on the market!. They're asking $950,000!.'



MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000!. They will
probably take it!. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand!. It is really a
pretty good price!.'



WOMAN: 'OK!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'



MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too!.' The man hangs up!. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape!.!.!.!.!.



Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
So these two men start a round of golf!.

The first one tees off then the second one opens a small box, takes out a brand new golf ball, removes the cellophane and he also tees off driving it straight into dense undergrowth!. After searching for a while he has to admit that it's lost then proceeds to open another box and use another brand new ball!. He drives it again and it goes into a bed of nettles!. Failing once again to find it he then opens another box and uses another brand new ball which he chips straight into a lake!. Not to be beaten he opens another box and takes out yet another brand new ball to continue playing!.
At this point his playing partner says to him; "It must cost you a small fortune using a brand new ball for every shot, why don't you use an old ball!?"
To which he replied; "I've never owned one!"

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Brilliant Www@Enter-QA@Com

Really brilliant, enjoyed that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Heheh, very clever little twist there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahahhahahahhahahha!!!
* for u !! Www@Enter-QA@Com

likey!
LMAO ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

They just get better and better!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Really!. Could see it coming!.

Strange woman, could`nt recognise her own husbands voice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Never heard that one before, its pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL i have never heard that one before but i love it!. Have a star for making me laugh LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

I was expecting him to say it was a wrong number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

awwww too bad!. i already heard this one!. but still a * for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant!
How about this one!?

Two men are playing a round of golf!. One of them is just about to tee off when he sees a funeral procession going past on a nearby road,

He drops his club and takes his cap off and stands still in respectful silence until the procession has gone past!.

His playing partner says:" That was very moving to see you show such respect"!.

The other man put his cap back on and picked up his club!.

"Well, we were married for thirty years"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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