Do you have any funny dirty jokes? long short dont care its to annoy this terrib!
Question: Do you have any funny dirty jokes!? long short dont care its to annoy this terrible teacher lol !?
i dont care what there about but the dirtier the beter she gets po'd when she hears them so were going to write them dowwn on paper and scatter them in her room as a prank lol please answerWww@Enter-QA@Com
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden!.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!"!. So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish!?"!. The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in!.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it!."!. Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes!." "OK, you've got that too!." "My last wish is a million dollars!"!. The goblin then says "OK, you've got it!. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me!." "OK then, if that's what it takes!.!.!."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up!.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you!?" "I'm 27", she replies
"**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage!.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her!. He says, "Put those on!."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers!."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude!."
How are women and tornadoes alike!?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave!.
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant!. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done!. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day!. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it!. Doctor: What was the problem!? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand!.!.!.nothing!. So, I tried with my left hand!.!.!.nothing!. My wife tried with her right hand!.!.!.nothing!. Her left hand!.!.!.nothing!. Her mouth!.!.!.nothing!. Then my wife's friend tried!. Right hand, left hand, mouth!.!.!.!.still nothing!. Doctor: Wait a minute!. You mean your wife's friend too!?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup!.
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun!. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault!. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies!. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples!. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples!?!?!?" , "DO IT!"!. So the nurse sucks it back!. "That one there, drink that one as well!.", so the nurse drinks that one as well!. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard!."
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room!.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom!.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got!.
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is!. All his professionallism goes right out the window!.!.!.
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs!.
"Do you know what I am doing!?" asks the doctor!?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities!." she replies!.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off!. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now!?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer!."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her!. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now!?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!"!. So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish!?"!. The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in!.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it!."!. Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes!." "OK, you've got that too!." "My last wish is a million dollars!"!. The goblin then says "OK, you've got it!. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me!." "OK then, if that's what it takes!.!.!."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up!.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you!?" "I'm 27", she replies
"**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage!.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her!. He says, "Put those on!."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers!."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude!."
How are women and tornadoes alike!?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave!.
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant!. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done!. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day!. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it!. Doctor: What was the problem!? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand!.!.!.nothing!. So, I tried with my left hand!.!.!.nothing!. My wife tried with her right hand!.!.!.nothing!. Her left hand!.!.!.nothing!. Her mouth!.!.!.nothing!. Then my wife's friend tried!. Right hand, left hand, mouth!.!.!.!.still nothing!. Doctor: Wait a minute!. You mean your wife's friend too!?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup!.
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun!. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault!. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies!. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples!. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples!?!?!?" , "DO IT!"!. So the nurse sucks it back!. "That one there, drink that one as well!.", so the nurse drinks that one as well!. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard!."
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room!.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom!.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got!.
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is!. All his professionallism goes right out the window!.!.!.
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs!.
"Do you know what I am doing!?" asks the doctor!?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities!." she replies!.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off!. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now!?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer!."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her!. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now!?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i dont have any but good luck!.
Please answer i am truly stumped!.
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Please answer i am truly stumped!.
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lol i think the first answerer had alot lol ur really guna do that to ur teacher Www@Enter-QA@Com