Funny quotes by famous people....?!
Question: Funny quotes by famous people!.!.!.!.!?
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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious!."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby!."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood!. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time!."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails!."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"You guys line up alphabetically by height!."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season!. One word and one word only: Super Bowl!."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada!."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U!.S!. Vice-President
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U!.S!. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix!."
- Dan Quayle, former U!.S!. Vice President
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer!."
- David Acfield
"We don't like their sound!. Groups of guitars are on the way out!."
- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing!."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series!.
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia!. It's only the people who make them unsafe!."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia!.
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them!."
- George Bush, former U!.S!. President
"It is white!."
- George W!. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight!."
- George Gobel
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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious!."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby!."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood!. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time!."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails!."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"You guys line up alphabetically by height!."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season!. One word and one word only: Super Bowl!."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada!."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U!.S!. Vice-President
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U!.S!. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix!."
- Dan Quayle, former U!.S!. Vice President
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer!."
- David Acfield
"We don't like their sound!. Groups of guitars are on the way out!."
- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing!."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series!.
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia!. It's only the people who make them unsafe!."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia!.
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them!."
- George Bush, former U!.S!. President
"It is white!."
- George W!. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight!."
- George Gobel
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Answers:
These are pretty good!. Especially the TV by candlelight one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny
found these 2 the funniest
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing!."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series!.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight!."
- George Gobel
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found these 2 the funniest
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing!."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series!.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight!."
- George Gobel
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it is not only us everyday joes/janes that say stupid things but unfortunately also the famous, would be's if could be and those who have high offices!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"It is white!."
- George W!. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
how did he become president again!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
- George W!. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
how did he become president again!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well known people, not so well developed minds, especially the BushesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really brilliant,shows most of these people only have looks or fame and no brains Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I would never join a club that would have me as a member!."-Woody AllenWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL good ones
star for you!
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star for you!
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I love Bush's quote!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wat the crap!?
those are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com