10 Husbands, Still a Virgin. Is it good?!

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."

"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"

"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

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