Joke> Have you heard about the 3 men and the raging river?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the 3 men and the raging river!?
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river!. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.'
Poof! !.!. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!.
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'God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.'
Poof! !.!. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!.
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Answers:
If my other half could tell the difference between left and right, or even understand a map, I would have agreed with you!.
Nice one Kitty!.
Shame I live with a blonde LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one Kitty!.
Shame I live with a blonde LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats really funny!!! Here's my joke:http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol LOVE it!
womenpower!Www@Enter-QA@Com
womenpower!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good! Although I believe God distributes intelligence more equally than this! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really good!.!.!.I think!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOVE IT!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this proves that women are smarter than men!!!!!!!!!!! lol very funny and cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he was a very smart man!. hurray for our sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol !.!.!.!.!.!. i love jokes like that !!! mostly cuz im a woman !.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.good one Www@Enter-QA@Com