Do you like this Oldie but Goodie?!
Question: Do you like this Oldie but Goodie!?
An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner!. During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was!. Over the course of the evening he started to wonder if there was more between the elderly priest and the housekeeper than met the eye!. Reading the young priest's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional!."
About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle!. You don't suppose he took it do you!?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure!."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle!. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner!."
Several days later the elderly priest received a letter from the young priest which read: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper!. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now!."
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About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle!. You don't suppose he took it do you!?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure!."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle!. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner!."
Several days later the elderly priest received a letter from the young priest which read: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper!. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now!."
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by george you do come out with the good ones , i love them, keep up the good work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this version kind of lame, i like the version where it is a about a guy not a priest, the priest is not as fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where there's a will, there's always a way to find out the truth!. This is very subtle and very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very nice!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oldie but a goodie right enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!
Star for you : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star for you : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is pretty good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha thats greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is an oldy but goodie! Love it!. Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahaaaaa
ive gotta tell me uncle tht one coz hes a priestWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive gotta tell me uncle tht one coz hes a priestWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny one lol :)!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All this bed talk is not good for us!. Behave Mr GB!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes yes i like it -olduns are bestuns!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very stylish and very amusing
I like this naughty priest joke:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted!. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg!.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident!. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg!. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129!?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely!. He forced himself to remove his hand!.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again!. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129!?"
Once again the priest apologised, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak!."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way!. When he arrived home the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129!.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory!."
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this naughty priest joke:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted!. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg!.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident!. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg!. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129!?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely!. He forced himself to remove his hand!.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again!. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129!?"
Once again the priest apologised, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak!."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way!. When he arrived home the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129!.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory!."
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's cute!.!.!.but just think on another side of the topic
Did you ever think that the elderly priest may be sleeping in his recliner at night while keeping up with the church business or for health reasons!? I slept in my Lazy-boy recliner for the last three week of one of my pregnancies to get some good sleep!.!.!.!.
or that he put it in the wrong bedroom!.!.!.why is everyone so eager to point fingers at everyone else!.!.!.!.walk in someone else's shoes, get the facts and then speak!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you ever think that the elderly priest may be sleeping in his recliner at night while keeping up with the church business or for health reasons!? I slept in my Lazy-boy recliner for the last three week of one of my pregnancies to get some good sleep!.!.!.!.
or that he put it in the wrong bedroom!.!.!.why is everyone so eager to point fingers at everyone else!.!.!.!.walk in someone else's shoes, get the facts and then speak!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com