Well, i dunno what gud jokes r to ye, but here i go again.?!
Question: Well, i dunno what gud jokes r to ye, but here i go again!.!?
Paddy's wife has got a new tattoo of a Sea-Shell on top of her inner thigh!. Paddy thinks its Feckin Brilliant, if u put your ear to it You Can Actually Smell The Sea!.
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A blonde gets a job as a teacher, She notices a boy on front of her in the field stood by himself, while all the other kids are running around having fun!. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him!. ''You ok'' she says!. ''Yes'' he says!. ''You can play with the other kids you know''!.!. ''Its best i stay here'' says the boy!. ''Why'' says the blonde!.
The boy says, ''Coz Im The Fukn Goalie''
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In London Job centre a man sees a vacancy for a gynaecologist assistant!. He asks for details and is thrilled to learn that his duties are to prepare the ladies as follows:
1- Remove there underwear
2-Wash and shave the ladies nether region
3-Rub oil on the shaved areas
Salary is ￡10,000 a month!. He is told to go to Ireland!. ''Oh, why, is that where the job is'' he asks!? The answer comes back ''No, that's where the back of the ***** queue is''!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A blonde gets a job as a teacher, She notices a boy on front of her in the field stood by himself, while all the other kids are running around having fun!. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him!. ''You ok'' she says!. ''Yes'' he says!. ''You can play with the other kids you know''!.!. ''Its best i stay here'' says the boy!. ''Why'' says the blonde!.
The boy says, ''Coz Im The Fukn Goalie''
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In London Job centre a man sees a vacancy for a gynaecologist assistant!. He asks for details and is thrilled to learn that his duties are to prepare the ladies as follows:
1- Remove there underwear
2-Wash and shave the ladies nether region
3-Rub oil on the shaved areas
Salary is ￡10,000 a month!. He is told to go to Ireland!. ''Oh, why, is that where the job is'' he asks!? The answer comes back ''No, that's where the back of the ***** queue is''!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanx for them,
they made me giggle!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
they made me giggle!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. first and second were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeahhhh, I loved the last one best, I've been in the Queue for three weeks now and it hasn't moved!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did u just call me a yeWww@Enter-QA@Com