Joke time again....... Prob old, but new to me lol?!
Question: Joke time again!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Prob old, but new to me lol!?
A 16 year old boy came home all happy!.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today Hun!?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly!.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home!.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son!.!.!.he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs!.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him!.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted!."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore!."
I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today!. The problem was that when I got there, there was no one there!. I guess I came early!.
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem!?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts!. I mean I fart all the time!."
The Doctor nods, "Hmm!."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them!. It's just that I fart all the time!. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times!. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you!?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor!.
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription!.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc!. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts!?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses!. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test!."
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His mom asked, "what did you do at school today Hun!?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly!.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home!.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son!.!.!.he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs!.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him!.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted!."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore!."
I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today!. The problem was that when I got there, there was no one there!. I guess I came early!.
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem!?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts!. I mean I fart all the time!."
The Doctor nods, "Hmm!."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them!. It's just that I fart all the time!. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times!. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you!?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor!.
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription!.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc!. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts!?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses!. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test!."
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Answers:
lmao! All new to me, those are amazing!
Thanks for the laughs!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laughs!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny said to his teacher, an old spinster!.
"I had sex for the very first time last night and it frightened me"
"Why would it frighten you Johnny" said teach!.
"Cos I was on my own" said Johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I had sex for the very first time last night and it frightened me"
"Why would it frighten you Johnny" said teach!.
"Cos I was on my own" said Johnny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They say that the smell is for the benefit of the deaf!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st one - ooh, gross
2nd one - just stupid
3rd one - gross & stupid
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2nd one - just stupid
3rd one - gross & stupid
good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.!.!.
wat a funny!?hands of uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Www@Enter-QA@Com
wat a funny!?hands of uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. 1st and 3rd were funny :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hi sweetheart,first and third is really good,thank you with a star,love and warm hugs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
NOT FUNNYY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NOT FUNNYY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked all three very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
All were great!. Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the third one was pretty funny, STAR for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the third one was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yep! They are old but still very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rofl!.!.!.for the 1st and 3rd, the 2nd i've heard b4!.!.!.!.thksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't heard the firs two!. they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get the first or second one the third isn't that funny sry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com