Does anyone have any hilarious corny jokes?!
Question: Does anyone have any hilarious corny jokes!?
I really like corny jokes, but keep them clean please and thank youWww@Enter-QA@Com
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whats red and bad for your teeth!?
a brick
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a brick
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One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence!. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour's daughter's rabbit!. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden!. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast!.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower!. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes"!. Within the hour, the neighbour's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage!. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage!. Being the good neighbour that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do!.
Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage!?"
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The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower!. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes"!. Within the hour, the neighbour's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage!. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage!. Being the good neighbour that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do!.
Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage!?"
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Here's one of my favourites:
You: Okay, I'm gonna tell you a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it!. Go!.
Victim: Knock-Knock!.!.!.!?
You: Who's there!?
Victim: Uh!.!.!. I don't know!.
You (Excited): 'I Don't Know' who!?
Victim: I DON'T KNOW!
You (angrily): That is the worst joke that I've ever heard!
Something like that always makes me laugh until I cry!. GO CORNY!
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You: Okay, I'm gonna tell you a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it!. Go!.
Victim: Knock-Knock!.!.!.!?
You: Who's there!?
Victim: Uh!.!.!. I don't know!.
You (Excited): 'I Don't Know' who!?
Victim: I DON'T KNOW!
You (angrily): That is the worst joke that I've ever heard!
Something like that always makes me laugh until I cry!. GO CORNY!
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Q: What's the difference between an elephant, a lemon and a stick of glue!?
A: What!?
Q2: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant!
A2: What about the stick of glue!?
Q3: I knew that was the part you'd get STUCK on!
I'm sorry, I just love that joke!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: What!?
Q2: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant!
A2: What about the stick of glue!?
Q3: I knew that was the part you'd get STUCK on!
I'm sorry, I just love that joke!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the difference between a wife and a girl friend!?
twenty pounds
whats the difference between a husband and a boy friend!?
twenty minsWww@Enter-QA@Com
twenty pounds
whats the difference between a husband and a boy friend!?
twenty minsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Blame my maths teacher for this one!.!.!.
Two grains of sand were walking across a desert!. One of them said: "Do you get the feeling we're being followed!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two grains of sand were walking across a desert!. One of them said: "Do you get the feeling we're being followed!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is the difference between a computer and a horse!?
Horse rhymes with tomato sauce! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Horse rhymes with tomato sauce! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q:What did the banana say to the peanut!?
A:Nothing bananas cant talk!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A:Nothing bananas cant talk!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the turkey cross the road!?
to prove he wasnt a chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com
to prove he wasnt a chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor!?
Where's my tractor!?
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Where's my tractor!?
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