Little Johnny with Black Eye?!
Question: Little Johnny with Black Eye!?
Little johnny with black eye
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye!.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys!?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault!. We were all in church saying our prayers!. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt!. I reached over and pulled it out!. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said!. "You don't do those kind of things to women!."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue!.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault!. There we were in church saying our prayers!. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt!. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out!. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye!.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys!?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault!. We were all in church saying our prayers!. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt!. I reached over and pulled it out!. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said!. "You don't do those kind of things to women!."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue!.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault!. There we were in church saying our prayers!. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt!. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out!. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Love Little Johnny jokes!. Hope you like this one!.!.!.!.
Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living!.
Little Mary got up and said, "my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect!." "Great" said the teacher!.
Michael got up and said, "my Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife!." Good said the teacher!.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute!."
Knowing better about his background and always striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a Prostitute!?"
"No"!. Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute, but when she does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes!."
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Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living!.
Little Mary got up and said, "my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect!." "Great" said the teacher!.
Michael got up and said, "my Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife!." Good said the teacher!.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute!."
Knowing better about his background and always striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a Prostitute!?"
"No"!. Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute, but when she does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes!."
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I'm eating chili con carne and the chili came out of my nose!.!.!.!.!.!.that's not very nice!.!.!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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